VICTORY FOR BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: no
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: it shud hav been a 10 but Daddy sed it wassent reelly a nose hug. Pah! It waz TOO a nose hug. It mayde him jump, as well. /10
• Overall Score: 7.5/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Do yu remember my campayne agenst Charmin Toylet Payper????

Baysikly, I objektid to the way they embost pikchers ov Bears onto the tishoo, wich peepol then wiped thare bottoms wiv! This was terribly demeenin to my speesheez! How wud yu like it if peepol wiped thare bottoms on pikchers ov yor famly??

-I emayled the peepol that mayde it, rote to them , sent them a new deesine, got it menshund on BBC5 raydio, an eevn got a petishun at Downin Street abowt it!!!

Well, GESS WAT????

From this munth, the yuropean vershun ov Charmin is chaynging- it is now calld Cushelle, and........

IT HAS NO BEARS ON IT!!!!!!!!

HOOORAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

eevn better.....
IT HAS KOALAS ON IT!!!!!! -LOOK!!!!!

HEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHE!!! Now, we all kno, koalas ar not-a-bears. They ar just silly beak-nosed tree-huggers. Hahaha. Oh boy, I think this mite moov from bein a band produkt in my howsehold to beein a compulsory perchess! Wa-hey!

Blooberry, me, an Yeti-Bear, sellybraytin erlier today arfter our diskovery. Viktory is a dish werf waytin for. In fakt, it's like gettin owt yor choklit biskit, an not nibbling it till the keetol has boyled an Mummy haz mayde tea. Yu hav to wayte for it, but yu can dunk it, an that way it's eevn better.

Oh boy! I startid my campayne neerly 4 yeers ago! -It just goze to sho, if yu beleev in sumthing, never giv up! WA-HEYY!!!!!