Investigaytin

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Wow it's bin aiges since I bloggd. I am sorry abowt that. Jus carnt get the staff.

I hav been bizzy investigaytin. It's my berfday on Monday an I hav been investigaytin the possibility ov presents. So far I hav investigaytid the wardrobes, the linen cubberd, the box in the shower room behind the loo, Mummy's pant dror (hehehe) an all the book shelves. I havent fownd eny hidden presents yet, wich is a bit worryin. Do yu think they hav forgotten?

As yu may noe, we Bears get to pik wat aige we want to be. We carnt go BAKWERDS, that wud be silly. But we can chooz to stay ware we ar if we like. I hav been 8 for a littol wile now. 8 is fun. Yu get lots ov choklit at 8 an yu can eet as mutch ov it as yu like wivowt bein sik, wich yu carnt do at 43 (Mummy tayke note).

Mummy fownd theez in Tesco reesently:
Dilly had the Piglets cos ov theyer pinkness, but I had the rest; 2 Poohs an a Tigger. They wer so scrummy. The Pooh Bear wuns wer best, oviossly.

So I think I will stay at 8 for a bit longer. Or possibly 8 an 1/4.

Off now. I hav a Pant Party to organize. WA-HEYY!!!!!