Foyled!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: bit bizzy, frolicking /10
• Day Score: 7 ish/10
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HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

This is my 400th post!!! WOW! A corze for sellybrayshun, yu mite think. An yood be rite! Shayme, then, that it comes at a time ov such let-down an personal betrayol....

I waz doin well wiv my plan ov hiding all Mummy's pants. It had sertenly helpt her remember the ferst rool ov livin wiv a Bear: Don't Ignor The Bear. She had eevn arskt me, larst nite, wat I wud like for my berfday. I waz rewminaytin over wether to arsk her for a speshol berfday piknik or a large bag ov choklit hunnycomb, an eevn toyin wiv the idea ov arskin for both AN a new hat, but then, ALL WAZ LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or to be mor presice, all waz fownd. PANTS wer fownd. MUMMY'S pants. Thanks to Grayum, hoo told her whare I waz hoardin them.

WHAT the????

He sez she tryd tickol-tortcher till he neerly peed, but then she held him down an bribed him wiv hunny on toaste an an an so he sez it issent fair to blayme him. Onnistly!
He wud never hav got throo Spy Collidge.

I thort yu cud trust the elderly. I thort yu cud depend on them to stand up for yu, to fite yor corner an shayke a zimmer-frayme at the fiendish underpaw goings-on ov the foe.

Not whare hunny on toaste is arownd, apparently.

Hhhhhhhhh.....

Bye fer now!

Grayum: "I carnt help it. It's wat I do."

(Reed abowt Grayum's life heer, if yu mist it ferst time arownd!)

Pants Ahoy!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no: weev run owt ov cow jooss an ar yewsin the UHT stuff from the bak ov the cubbod. This is getin seerius. I'll hav to get Mum owt layter. She hassent been owt fer a week.
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: still serspendid, this, till all the snot from the colds is gon/10
• Day Score: ok, spoze /10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I thort I beter nip in heer erly an warn yu all that yu need to wear bloo today!

Gillingham are havin an extra gayme - tonite! If Daddy gets home from werk in time weer goin to drive all the way down to Kent to wotch it! So I thort OH! OH! I better let my publik kno, an partikly members ov the Don't Mock The Bear Club, so they can get sum bloo pants on!! Hmmm. That reminds me ov a few intrestin things I sor on my trip abowt the blogs the other day:

Ferst there iz this post from Lin, incloodin a foto ov straynge footprints. Iz it a rat? Is it a coyote? Hmm. In the sayme post, she tells a story ov how a Bear scared a man so much he pooed his pants!

Then there is this post on The League Against Boring Lunches, abowt men's pants. (HEEEEEheheheeee) An spesifikly the diffrence between them an laydy-pants (men go fer comfort, iz sort ov the way she sums it up!)

An larst but NEVER leest, there iz this post on Phytheas's blog, with a link to sum fantastik foto's.

There. Hope yu enjoy thoze. I'm off fer breaky. Hunny on toaste, methinks.

Mnyum nyummnyummm

Bye fer now!