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Showing posts with label gerls ar nags an don't think things throo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gerls ar nags an don't think things throo. Show all posts

Thursday, December 02, 2010

Good job I'm a payshunt Bear.

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No
  • Simpsons: No. I did consider goin on strike abowt this lak-ov-Simpson sitchewayshun, but as I do evrything rownd heer, that wassent reelly feezabol.
  • Tesco: Yes but too cold to ride in the trolley. (Dayer mayde ov metal, yu noe.)
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 hahaha got Mummy agen! /10
  • Overall Score: 7.7650001/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Tons ov snow heer. TONS!! I carnt go owt alone. Mummy sed sheed looz me cos it's deeper than me. (I meen longer. It issent deeper than me as I'm a very deep Bear ov deep thorts.) Well she wuddent looz me reelly, cos I'd leev a trail. But gerls don't think ov that type of thing, do they?

Daddy still hassent mayde me a Snowbear an he has no excewse becos he hassent been to werk cos they shut the skools. It's a good job I'm a payshunt Bear. But I do wonder if he sumtimes fergets that a Bear is a ferroshus animol hoo shuddent be pusht.

Hurrumppff!!!!!

Hav yu a pikcher ov a Snowbear yet???