Happy Berfday, Knut!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: YES! YES! WE WON! We beet Crewe (full nayme "Crewe, Crewe, smells ov poo") 3- 2. We wernt doin well at ferst, but then I sed, "Mummy! Ar yu warin yor bloo pants?" an she wassent, so I told her she had a choyse; she cud either go an chaynge or she cud continew in her disloyolty an risk Gillingham's sad demise an the delicate feelings ov a small Bear. Do yu kno, within seconds ov her makin the rite desision, Gillingham scored!!!
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: yes, an I rode in the trolley.
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
• Day Score:7.43291/10
• Advent Calendar Pikcher: Pidgen. I think it mite hav flown into an electrisity pylon becos it had rays comin owt ov him.

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Do yu remember this Snowy Bear? Heez calld Knut an he livs in Germany. It's his berfday today an heez wun! He had a party wiv a big fish cayke wiv a candol an children sang "Happy Berfday"! Yu can reed all abowt it heer!

Wen he waz born his Mummy dident want him so a man at the zoo sed heed carfter him insted.

Berlin Zoo's website haz given him hiz own page wiv lots ov fotoes an a moovie. This iz ownly fair for a Bear hoo iz a internashnol sooperstar. Heez even got his own book owt! Look!-

Ahhhh he looks very frendly. I hope I can go an visit him wun day. I wunder if Frog has been to see him? Frog duzz lots ov travlin. I think I'll nip over an arsk him....

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Enyway!

Blogger haz been playin up, hassent it? An I wassent abol to put eny arnsers on yor comments for a wile. I'll do that in a minit, I think. I'll just get my cuppa tea an nip rownd to Frog's place.

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Oh, an that other bizness........

Wat can I say? NOW they ar on the mantelpeece. Since wen is THAT a windosill? They say it's like wun cos there's a pikcher on the wall behind them an the pikcher is ov the owtside! An LBBBJ is sittin INSIDE the Advent Calendar. He thinks those kings ar bringing HIM presents an he thinks it's reelly funny.

Hurrumpf.

Bye fer now!

I'M BACK!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
• Day Score: 8/10
• Advent Calendar Pikcher: Angels. Loads an loads ov Angels, for days now.

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I've been offline for a week but I've still been a bizzy Bear. Mum's off making dumplings for the Chicken Stew we're having fer dinner, so I thort I'd pop in here an get my fans up to date.

Ferst, here's the photo I promised ov the Snowy Bear that came to stay last week:

an here is Snowy an me playing "Bear! Not-a-Bear!" (obviously, this round is "Bear!"):

Snowy has today gone on his flight to Ireland to live wiv the nephews. We wish him luck. If my experience of Irish Nephews is anything to go by, he'll need it.

Now to a comment left on an earlier blog:

Mousie said...
when mum and dad abandon you to go shopping,
are you allowed to invite friends...you see I would so much have a small party
with you for winter sostice...I would love to meet your new white friend as
well...don't worry, we would leave before parents come home, and no two paws
would know...tell me if it's possible love from Mousie
PS: how many friends may I bring?

Well, Mousie, she hassent known about it up till now, but as it's you, I'll tell you. Yes. Wen our parronts go off without us we tend to hav parties. Pant Parties, yewsually. So you an yor frends will be most welcome. Either bring yor own pants or we can lend yu sum, in wich case, just let me know how many frends yor bringing so we know how many pairs ov pants to get reddy (I presume you'd prefer them pre-frolicked?).

photo: me, Grayum, an the Windo-Sill Bear Familee having a Pant Party earlier this year

Snowy had to go off on the larst leg ov his jerney, but all the other Bears are still here, and if he knows yor coming, Old Grandpa Grunter Bear might even be persuaded to come downstairs off the spare bed.

Mmmm... smells like the stew's reddy, so I hav to go now. Yum! But I'll update mor tomorro...

Bye fer now!

A Snowy Visitor

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8 (very poor and totally undiservedly so) /10
• Day Score: 8/10
• Advent Calender Pikcher: a black & white cat

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Yesterday my parrents abandoned us an went Late-Night-Shopping fer Crismos presents. These were for Daddy's herd of nephews.

I carn't divulge much ov wat he returned home wiv, as some ov the littol blighters might log on an read this. But surffice it to say that not many Bears were adoptid. Huh! But there was a book about a Polar Bear.

I suggestid that it would be a Good Idea if they could adopt a Snowy Bear to go wiv the book, and so Mummy trawled the streets ov Colchester today, looking for wun.

She was gon hours. Yu wuddent think, it being nearly Crismos, that a Snowy Bear would be so hard to find. But then she found them all: they were all huddled together in wun shop, all pratising that great Bear Sport, Synchronized Sitting. Wun ov them agreed to leave the team, an this is the wun that came home.
We took a photo ov our Snowy Visitor, befor he sets off to Ireland, the land ov nephews. (Or most ov them). But of course I don't hav the photo to paw, as neither ov my parrents are that organized. So heer is a pikcher to whet yor appetite. Hopefully, I'll hav the real photo tomorrow.

Bye fer now!