TSKK!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons:yes
• Tesco: YES Mummy had sum photo's printed thare. The man forgot to charge her and she sed to him, I havent paid. She sed she cud ov got away wiv that, but that wud be steelin an I wud hav had to disown her and mayke her sleep in the car.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8 but it shud hav bin a 10 but Mummy waz bein deliberetly contenshus an I cuddent be arst, troof be told/10
• Overall Score: 7.265/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Well yu noe wat? Yu liv an lern, don't yu. Yu liv an jolly well lern hoo yor frends ar!!!!

Thoze ov yu that ar still my frends (i.e. yu dident tayke Dilly's side yestaday-puh!) mite be intrestid to heer abowt tomorro's footie match for Gillingham! We will be playing LINCOLN hoo ar Northern Dodgey Franchise Scum. Julie, ware ar yor loyaltys goin to lie? With the team ov a small, loquayshus, loyal an frendly Bear, or with a town like Lincoln just cos they ar up the road from yu. Ay? Ay? I shall expekt a pant inspekshun report from Mr Julie. Bloo wuns, pleez. Bloo from evrywun, pleez!

Me an Daddy ar going to the match an we ar droppin off the gerls at a big shopping senter on the way, ware they can get lost an look at shooz an stuff for hours. Thayer weird!

Bye fer now!

PANT EMERGENCY!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No- see below!!!
  
• Simpsons: no :@{
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10- got Mummy hahaha /10
• Overall Score: 7.56/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

The new football season starts tomorro! An I've got my tikket book!!!!

Wa-heyyy!!!!!!!!!!!

PLEEZ pleez pleez ware yor most speshol lukky bloo pants tomorro!

We want this to be a reelly grayte season, an it probly will be cos our fayvritist capten ov all time, Andy Hessentaylor, has come bak to be our manager! Dit will be so grayte to see him agen, heez my hero! I carnt wayte to go tomorro an sing all our charnts. We ar playin agenst Cheltenham (full nayme: Cheltenham-Horses-Play-Better-Scum).

Heer's wat to do if yu don't hav eny lukky-bloo-pants yet:

1. wear bloo pants tomorro
2. if Gillingham win tomorro, theyer lukky
3. if not, they ar jinxt. Burn them.
4. wear anuther bloo pair nex match day
5. see 2 and 3 till they werk
   
6. wear the sayme pair wenever we play
7. washin them ferst is opshunal but bare in mind that luk is cewmewlativ

Persons hoo don't ware pants (Shrinky) can ware sumthing else bloo insted an apply the sayme rools.

THANKYU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bye fer now!!!!!

London!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: yes, an Family Guy too, wich waz a speshol abowt Brian the dog!
  
• Tesco: yes, I went wiv Mummy, on her bike!
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! Tayke that! /10
• Overall Score: 7.62121/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Arrrrrrr! Talk Like A Pirate Day waz grayte fun, wassent it? Thank yu, evrywun hoo popt by! Sorry I wassent abol to blog sooner, but heer is a foto that Buttons Bear sent me ov his bruther, Wun-Eyed Cocoa, walkin the plank!He also sed that Cocoa is hoping to do gymnastiks in the nex olympiks, if they ar held in Chicago. Looks like he is good at ballansin, despite his wun-eyedness, so yu never kno!

Mummy dident get fotoes ov us on Pirate Day, mostly cos we wer jus far too kwik for her, an far too cunning, blarst her eyes, arrr!

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The nex day we awl went to London!
The Mayor had arranyged for lots ov the roads in London to be closed for the day to cars, so that just bicycles cud be free to wizz rownd wivowt worryin bowt the traffik.

We liv 55 miles from London, so we drove as far as Hackney (abowt 4 miles away from the city), then parkt the car thare an got on our bikes an rode into the middol ovLondon.

We joyned up wiv a groop ov abowt 60 peepol in Hackney, an we awl rode in together. This is whare we fownd them gettin reddy:They gayve owt sum free yello tops an sum flags too. Daddy put his in his hat:Dilly kwite liket it up thare:

Evencherly we joyned up wiv the spehol bike route in London itself, wich went rownd for abowt 10 miles (15km). They rekkon thare wer abowt 60,000 peepol on bikes!!! Heer ar sum ov them:Wenever we went under a bridge or throo an underparss, we all cheerd an rang our bells an got reelly noizy!!! It was funny!

Our ferst stop waz by the Tower Of London, wich is akcherlly a big old carsol, so ov corse, Dilly wantid a foto:We stoppt by the river Thames for a swig ov warter an me an Dilly had a foto tayken wiv Mummy by a boat that is now a floating restorant:Heer yu can see a "Big Wheel" in the bakgrownd, wich is the London Eye:Come on, let's get going!!!!Heer is ware we rode parst St Paul's Cathedral:We sor sum men hoo had mayde thare own bikes an they wer mad!!!!
This wun is mayde ov rusty iron an has a fish hed on it!This next wun was grayte to watch- all the wheels turned rownd as he pedold!!! They wer all joyned up wiv chains so they terned all the way rownd his hed! LOL!Heer yu can see the big towers calld Canary Wharf, an that pointy wun is niknaymed "The Gherkin" (altho Mummy gets it rong an calls it an Aubergine.)This is me an Dilly on a road calld The Mall, wich goze up to Buckingham Palace. We ar neerly at the top so yu can see the Palace, wich sum peepol call Buck House hehehe: Heer is the top ov that golden thing in front ov the palace. I took a close-up pic for yu:Heer me an Dilly ar at the railings ov the palace!
We sor them chaynge sum ov the gards, thoze wuns in red wiv the big hats. Can yu see them marchin along? It waz weird to see the tradishonal uniforms cos they wer carryin masheen guns too!:Can yu see him standin neer his box? I serpoze he steps in thare if it rayns. Hehe. Or maybe that's whare he has a wee.
For lunch we cycled to Charing Cross trayne stayshun an had cups ov tea an Cornish Pastys. Yum!!!

It waz a long day- we set owt at 10.30, spent all day in London an got home at 6. I hope yu like my fotoes!!!!

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We ar off to Granny's tomorro for the weekend agen! Gillingham ar playin in the arfternoon an me an Daddy ar goin to watch- pleez ware yor lukky bloo pants!!!! Wa-heyy!!!

Bye fer now!

Tell her! The spikey look duzzent sooot me!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons:yes
• Tesco: no
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: oh, I fergot abowt this /10
• Overall Score: 7.30111/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Look wat she did to me!This is the result ov Mummy combing me. I keep tellin her I don't need grooming. Yu carnt improov on perfekshun, arfter all. She eevn thretend me wiv a wash. GERROFF! I don't NEED a wash. I had a barth in 2004.

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I carnt beleev it's Therzday an I havent bloggd since Saterday!

We dident get to football on Saterday, by the way, cos thare waz so mutch traffik neer the bridge to Kent an we got stuk in it, an so we got maye too layte to go. Hurrumpff!

Never mind. We are goin to try agen this Saterday, so get yor lukky bloo pants owt, peepol; it's the proper start ov the footie seezon!!!

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We stayd at Granny's howse till Munday nite. On Sunday we took her for a drive an we endid up heer, wich is a craft senter:-That's yung Zed wiv me. He livs at Granny's howse wiv his parrents.
Wilst chattin over our brekfarst Weetabix, I diskuverd that he cuddent remember ever havin been owt in a car, so I arraynged for him to come wiv us.

Inside the crarft senter they had lots ov intrestin stuff. They eevn had an adopshun corner, an I spottid theez 2 up for adopshun!!Hmm. A rarther hansum Bear an a dragon-type-thing, sittin together.
-Do they remind yu ov enywun?

Then we had a Cream Tea.
A Cream Tea is wen yu get lots ov tea to drink but also yu get lots ov scones (they ar a bit like a dense caykey thing an very scrum. Sumtimes yu get froot in them). Wiv the scones yu get sum butter, strorbry jam, an lots an lots ov thik, gloopy cream. They ar so scrum I fergot to tayke a foto befor we startid to eet it all!! Heer's Zed chekkin owt wat's left:Heer's me, gardin the larst morse ov my bit:Akcherly, we cuddent finnish them all, so Granny rapt the larst wun in a tishoo an smuggold it home in her bag. HAHAHA! Good ol' Granny!

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Heer is Mr Scooter in Granny's bak garden. He waz stalkin sumthing. I never fownd owt wat. Maybe he fanseed the blakberrys on that bush.Miss Fluffy has her own chair in the garden:Heer she is on Granny's lap:Heer is a bee on a flower in Granny's garden.
The flower is calld a Pashun Flower an it smells ov vanilla ice creem.Heer is Tiger on top ov Granny's shed roof. He livs up the road but he likes Granny an she givs him watever food Scooter an Miss Fluffy don't eet, cos his own peepol don't care for him very mutch.That's all to report reelly, exsept that Mummy an Daddy hav bort bicycles an keep goin owt for rides an Mummy keeps fallin off. But I havent mannidged to get them on film yet. Hehe!

Bye fer now!

WEMBLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: YES YES YES!!!! WE WON AT WEMBLEY!!!
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: YES!!!
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10- got Mummy!
• Day Score: 9.759/10 -my best skor ever!

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

WA-heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!! We won! We won, we won, we won!!!! WA-HEYYYY!!!!!!! So Gillingham go up to Divishun Wun next seezon! HURRAYY!!!!!!!

***BIG THANKS*** to all ov yu hoo wor yor speshul lukky bloo pants for us!!!!

Heer ar sum fotoes from the day!!! They're very footbally- apollogees to all the gerls owt thare!

Heer's me an Daddy wiv the tikkets!

We drove to London an parkt as neer to the staydium as we cud. We payed in advarnce to park in a skool playgrownd. They giv the proffits to the skool, so we thort it was a good playse to park!

Heer I am, just got owt ov the car, an that is our ferst view ov the staydium in the bakgrownd!

Heer yu can see it better. We ar goin down sum steps to walk throo a subway...

Heer's me goin under the subway...look at the crowd goin up the uther side in the bakgrownd!

This is the uther side ov the subway. It's calld Olympik Way an it leeds up to the staydium. I waz so eggsytid cos the crowd was singing Gillingham songs!

If yu look closely in this next wun yu can see 2 ramps goin up to the staydium.
Gillingham fans had to go up the left side an Shrewsbury fans went up the rite.
Look how menny mor fans we hav than them! HAHAHAA!!!

I took this wun, from whare we wer sitting. We had a good view ov the pitch!
(The gayme haddent startid yet wen i took this, an thoze 2 fellas sat down, they dident stay in the way!)
WOW! Look how small the peepol up the top ar, rite up thare! Can yu see them?
Thare wer 54,000 peepol alltogether, an 40,000 wer Gillingham fans! Wa-heyy!!Befor the match, they brort on theez 2 big sossidge things......they unfurled into theez big flags! Wun for eech teem...Then they carreed them arrownd for the fans to cheer at.
They ar all floaty. Heelium, I serpoze.
I thort it waz ace, an askt Mummy if I cud hav wun for my berfday.
But she sed no, cos it won't fit under the bed.Heer yu can see a bit ov smoke in the top left corner but worry ye not, it's not my hed on fire, they just let off sum firewerks down thare!
On the pitch yu can jus see a line ov peepol.
Theez ar the players, an ours ar best.This is me watching the match.At harf time Mummy went off to the loo (big surprize) an me an Daddy red the program:In the second harf ov the gayme WE SKORD!!! We did!
We did it in the LARST MINIT!!!
It waz so tense an eggsytin! This is me sellybraytin our goal:

...an the crowds to the left an rite ov us...

...an this is the fella that skord the goal.
Heez number 10 an heez calld Simeon Jackson.
Heer he is gettin a hug from anuther player:

Look at the big screen!!! Look at the scor! HAHA!

Heer's our teem goin up for their medals an the trophy:Heer they ar wiv the trophy. It's a bit blurrd cos I waz so eggsytid.Heer they ar, goin a bit mad wiv shampayne!Eevn Mummy tryd to look intrestid!Horray! Look at the big skreen now!!!An larst but not leest, heer's me bak home, havin a sellybraytory drink wiv Daddy!

Wa-heyyy!!!!!!!!!!

Wat a FAB weekend!
All this, an tomorro's my berfday, too!!
Wa-heyyy!!!!!!!!!!!
I think my beads mite jus berst!!!!!!!!!!