Happy Easter

Weekend's scores:

• Gills: Yes, we playd Oldham (full nayme Oldem Fermly or they'll drop off) an they bribed the ref- typikol! An then he sent wun ov our players off so we lost 1 - 0. Poo!
• WE ARE PLAYIN SOUTHEND (full nayme: Safffend Scum) TODAY SO PLEES WARE YOR LUKKY BLOO PANTS!!!!!!
  
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: yes
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 /10
• Overall Score: 7ish/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

It is all bizzy an topsy-turvy rownd heer cos Mummy an Granny ar tryin to pak so that Granny can moov layter this week. Sum peepol ar gettin worreed abowt bein left behind-

I've been mor consernd wiv the important stuff of the day tho.....

Hmmm.....wat's this???

Mmmnnyom mnnnyom..

Daddy is in Ierland becos it was Grandad-Poppa's 80th berfday the uther day an all his famly wer meetin up for a big party an stuff an all the neffews ar goin to be thare wich is wy Iym not! Far too daingeruss for a hansum yung ursine like myself.

Meenwile, Dilly is havin a berday today. She has 2 eetch yeer, like the Queen. So thare'll be cayke layter! Scrumbo!

Happy Easter, peeps!

Withowt Daddy an Grayum...

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No, but we playd today agenst Hartlepool (full nayme: Hartley Pool ov Pee) an they cheetid an mayde us looz.
  
• Simpsons:yes. An Famly Guy, too, wich is a bit rood hehehe!
• Tesco: no
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! Howzat?!! /10
• Overall Score: 7.631/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Well Daddy went off to Ireland on Thurzday to stay wiv Granny an Grandad-Poppa for a week. I dident go for obvioss reezons, mostly ov the kidnap an gettin run over ilk, but Grayum haz gon becos he wantid to meet up wiv Mulligan agen. I lent him my soootcayse:
Heer is wat he pakt:Bear T-Shert in cayse he gets too warm (in Ireland?); Gills shorts to ware wen they play (I bet he fergot to put them on today- that'll be wy we lost); sum Euro munny cos they don't hav pownds thare; 3 gummy Bears.

We all gayve him a good send off, as Ireland is a dayngeruss playce for Bears.Wat do yu put in yor soootcayse wen YU go away? Grayum ownly pakt 4 things. If yu cud ownly tayke 4 things, wat wud yu chooz?

I look forwerd to reedin yor arnsers!

By the way, I've bin arskt for an updayte on Mummy. Well she is graduly gettin better. But the uther nite she waz runnin to the loo lots an lots an dident kno if it waz goin to be likwid, solid or gas till she got thare. At wun poynt she moovd the raydio into the barthroom wiv sum magazeens an just sat for harf an hour. Yu kno, like a bloke. HAAAAAAAAA ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!

Bye fer now!

Chutney

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No- but we did play on Saterday- we beet Swindon (ful nayme: Swine-town scum) by 5 goals to nil! I wantid to run on the pitch wiv my shert up over my hed showtin "Wa-hey!!! Howzat?" an "Stik that in yer pants an sniff it!!" but daddy pulled me bak. Spoyle sport.
  
• Simpsons:yes
• Tesco: no
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
• Overall Score: 7.896/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Well weer gettin bizzy heer cos weer off for a few days soon. Weer at Granny's from tomorro for a few days, then on Saterday weer off the New Forest agen! Do yu remember wen we went thare larst yeer? This time at leest thare won't be snow! An Mummy an Daddy bort sum bysikols the uther week, so we ar going to tayke thoze an go rydin lots ov playces. I'm kwite lookin forward to it. Bears like woods-baysed hollidays as they can reelly relax.

Enyway. Wile they hav been sortin owt bookin playses to go, I've been doin a dokewmentry. It's abowt chutney. I hope yu like it:-



If yu carnt see it thare, try this link to YouTube insted.

Arfter we get bak from the New Forest, Daddy's off to Ireland for a week. I'm not goin, fo ovioss reezons. I'm stayin heer. But Grayum seems intrestid. I think he wants to vizit Mulligan an continew thare argewment abowt hooz graytest, Andy Williams or Perry Como. Tsk!! Sumtimes the older generayshun is just weird.

Bye fer now!

Ok! Mor fotoes!!!

Weekend's scores:

• Gills: YEYYYY!!! WE WUN AGEN!!!!!! Thank yu, evrywun hoo wor their lukky bloo smalls!!! Wa-hey!!
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: yes, the littol wun. We went for a littol walk throo the bak layne to the shop, past the trees. We had to tayke a torch cos it issent lit rownd thare. I wantid to mayke sum shadow anmols but Mummy sed it waz too cold to stop. But I had my big coat on! Sheez so old sumtimes.
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
• Overall Score: 7.73986/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Rite! Larst time I left yu all owtside the door ov the kidnappers howse. Heers wat went on inside.....

Ferst ov all, I locaytid the room ov the cheef kidnapper. This chap goes by the nayme Owen, an the letters Eoghan. HA! Fownd it. Then I shook my naykid furry reer at it. TAYKE THAT!!!Wa-heyy! That dun, I dedicaytid my time to important stuff, naymely, investigaytin wat Bear stuff they had in the howse!!!

They had a big tree wiv lots ov enormuss lites on it-
...an look wat else I fownd on it!
Wa-heyy! It's a Bear tree! Look!An anuther!An anuther!Wa-heyy!

Heer is Daddy (heez the wun on the rite) talkin to wun ov the nephews. This is the littlest wun. His nayme is Callum an he is ownly 3! Enyway, Daddy is arskin Callum wat his fayvrit thing on the tree is.......an it ternd owt that Callum had his very own Bear on the tree!!
Callum sed he luvs Bears, so I stuk wiv him an avoydid his bigger bruthers!

Meenwile.... Chuck an Dilly hid in the Crib:
(Dilly never got spottid. Can yu see her?)

Callum arskt me to watch The Simpsons Movie wiv him:
Then he showd me his model of Santa's werkshop:
An THIS is a gen-yu-in foto ov me gen-yu-inly tayken by Callum, aiged 3 an 3/4:He waz a good lad, an grayte fun, but this is wat I lookt like arfter 18 hours in Callum's howse:

"Hellllppppppp mmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!"

The Lakes of Killarney

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: - we wun 3 gaymes in a roe, then me an Daddy went to see them play larst nite an they lost!!! POO! It waz retchid! Onnistly! The mannidger ov the uther team yewst to play for US!!! We eevn cheerd him! Well poo to him!

Seeriossly, I waz well unhappy abowt it. I felt lower than a dach-hund's nippol today, I did.

• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10 ha! They're all owt ov praktiss rownd heer.
• Day Score: 7.53986/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Pssst!

Study this map!!!!Bowt time I put my furry foot down an got custerdy ov the compewter till I postid sum stuff abowt our trip to Ireland!

(Hav yu studeed it yet?)

On the map yu can see ware Granny an Poppa liv, an this is ware we stayd. We had Crismoss dinner an New Year's Eev at Arnty Anna's howse, wich is neer. Dilly haz postid sumthing abowt Arnty Anna's howse, but I can asshor yu it issent all as pink as she maykes owt. It's kwite nice thare, in fakt.

Enyway. We went on a long long drive from Granny's howse to Unkol Tony's howse. It waz exsytin cos I haddent been thare befor, but it waz scary too, cos that is ware the kidnappers liv.

On the way down to Unkol Tony's it gets mor an mor mountenny. We stopt neer the laykes ov Killarney, wich will be famillyer to yu if yu studeed the map, an I mayde a video to show yu rownd:

(If yu carnt see it thare, try HEER!)

On the video yu mite hav herd Mummy menshun that Dilly an Chuck wer still sittin on sum roks by the layke. Heer they ar, on a rok-

close up- oh good greef!

Heer's Mummy tellin them not to sit arownd on cowld roks:
Good job she dident see me erlier!!!!

Heer ar sum mor seenery pikchers tayken from the jerney-

Mummy! It's blown me hood off!

How menny horsies can yu see?
(sy...) Yes, we sor sum carselly things along the way, wich kept the dragon-types entertayned:
Daddy fownd this weird Druid type. (Daddy's the wun on the left.)

Heer's Mummy. Looks like sheez smylin, but reelly sheez sayin, "Hurry up! I'm freeezin!"

If yor wundrin wy Dilly is blurrd in this nex wun, it's cos she thort sheep wiv pink bottoms was so brillyent she cuddent keep still from chuklin.

I say, hooz that hansum fellow?

Heer's ware they cut throo the roks so the rode cud go throo.
They did this all by hand hundreds ov yeers ago!-
(Well, hand an poynty stik, I rekkon.)
Oh boy. I'd fergotten abowt this wun! This is ware we had to awl try to convince Chuck that it waz just clowd on that mownten, an that NO, It's NOT a "smokey cayno", Chuck, no.
Lots ov mowntens....

poynty wuns......

rownd wuns.....
poynty AN rownd wuns....
Took this wun from hi up...

-tho Dilly waz mor intrestid in how the LITTOL roks seemd to be ternin green!
(Sumthing ov wich she hilee approovd)
Evenchewly we mayde it to Unkol Tony's howse! Heer it is-

-The howse ov the kidnappers!!!!!!!!! (Cue dramatic mewsik: DAN DAN DAAARRRRR!!!!)

I'll show yu sum fotoes from inside nex time.

Bye fer now!