Pooey Politishuns an Cuddly Muppets!

Weekend's scores:

• Gills: lost 4-0 to Hartlepool. (That second "L" there is silent.)
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: bit bizzy. An Sam shudda known this. So it dident cownt wen he got me. Or in fakt he dident get me, cos it duzzent cownt. /10
• Overall Score: 7.6859526310000001/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I'va had a email from 10 Downin Street that maykes me think they jus don't tayke disrispekt ov Bears seeriossly:

From:
10 Downing Street
(number10@petitions.pm.gov.uk)
Sent:
10 March 2008 10:00:21
I'm sorry to inform you that your petition has been rejected.
Your petition was classed as being in the following category:

* Intended to be humorous, or has no point about government policy.

What the??????? Intendid to be hewmeruss???? This is a seerioss ishoo!!!

They say I hav 4 weeks to rewerd it. I'll get my Unkol Dayve on the fone. Heez a loyyer....

*****

Meenwile, look at this! HAHAHA!

You Are Dr. Bunsen Honeydew

You take the title "mad scientist" to the extreme -with very scary things coming out of your lab. And you've invented some pretty cool things, from a banana sharpener to a robot politician. But while you're busy turning gold into cottage cheese, you need to watch out for poor little Beaker! "Oh, that's very naughty, Beaker! Now you eat these paper clips this minute."

Take the The Muppet Personality Test

Wat muppet wer yu??

I bet Dilly's Miss Piggy...

Bye fer now!

Charmin- this time it's seeerious

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score:9/10
• Day Score: 7/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I've bin bizzy....

I fownd owt that yu can go to the website ov 10 Downing Street, ware the Prime Minister livs, an set up petishuns.

WOW!

So it just had to be dun, dident it?

-I set up a petishun to get Charmin to stop puttin images ov Bears on their toylit payper!!

It haz to be approovd ferst, so it issent on the site at the moment. Sum byorrokrat sumware iz deelin wiv it.

I got Mummy to type it for me as I dident think they'd understand Bear English. Heer is the text ov it:

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to stop Charmin making toilet paper with BEARS on it as it is demeaningto Bears. Charmin employs Bears to poo in the woods and use Toilet Paper that has images of themselves embossed onto it. This is thoroughly disrespectful to Bears! Imagine if you had to wipe your bums with your own family photo's! Let's get them to stop this terrible abuse! I have even sent them an alternativedesign. COme and sign the petition! STOP THE INSULTS TO BEARS! DON'T WIPE YOUR BUM ON PICTURES OF MY COUSINS!!!

Wotcha think?

If yu havent seen my preevious posts on theez terribol reprobaytes, clik heer (my emails to them an their reply), heer (my propozed new desine for their toylet payper) an heer (my letter to them). Let's yunite an stop this abews ov Bears!!!

Bye fer now!