Mooning the Moon

Weekend's scores:

• Gills: YES!! YES!! WE WUN!!! WE WUN 5 - NIL!!! AN I WAZ THARE, TOO! WA-HEYY! Thanks, everywun, for warin yer lukky bloos!!!!
  
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: yes
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 HA! Got Mummy wen she waz waykin up! She sed that waz cheetin. I say it's taktiks. /10
• Overall Score: 8.97921638/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Wa-heyy! I don't kno if the moon larst note waz OFFISHULLY full, but it sertinly lookt plump an rownd to me! So folks, yu kno wat haz to be dun to a full moon, don't yu? (I kno Stanley an Stella do; weev disgust this at lenff befor.) Yes! Get owt thare an MOON THAT MOON!

Moon that moon!

Moon it!

Shayke that thang at that moon!

& This is me ballansin the moon on the tip ov me nose!

Playing moon football...

"On me 'ed, son!"

WA-HEYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

Bye fer now!

Thankyu, Stanley an Stella!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
• Day Score: 7.216/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Look! Look! Look wat the PostBear brort to us today!!!!!

It's a parsol from STANLEY & STELLA of GOOBERSTAN!!!!!!!!

It's to both ov us. But it's reelly well rapt an Dilly is too yung for sizzers:

Wayte a minit!! Lots ov PINK stuff inside! Dilly got all eggsytid...

Hurrayyy!..... fotoes ov Stella an Stanley! An.... oh deer Lor, pink stuff! Dilly lay abowt in it goin worra worra worra....

They sent lots ov crarfty stuff, too, an Dilly injoyd inspektin eech beed individewlly an gayve eech wun her approoval:

Stella mayde her a necklace wich waz a pink ribbon an a silver bone wiv a sissy hart on it...tsk! But Dilly luvs it!Hmmmm.... wat else is in heer? Must be sumthing not pink in heer!!!

OH WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look wat book they sent me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wa-heyyy!!!!!!! Capten UNDERPANTS!!!!! Oh my! A sooperheero in PANTS!!! I jus KNEW thare wud be wun!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

They sent us sum magnets for the frunt ov the fridge, too! Wun haz Stanley's goober face on it, an the uther is ov a sleepy Bear wiv a cup of tea!

I got that Bear as a pin, too! Mummy reelly likes this, cos he has a sleepy cat on his lap!

We both got grayte letters from Stanley an Stella....

Oh wow! Wat a fantastikly pantayshus parsol! Thank yu SO MUTCH, STANLEY AN STELLA!!!! Yu ar grayte buddys. Wat a brillyent surprize! This is wunderfulabewlistik! WA-HEYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm goin to study my new book now.....

Bye fer now!!!!!!!!!!!

WA-HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!