IT'S MY BERFDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Weekend's scores:

• Gills: No, theyer on hollyday now.
  
• Simpsons: Yes!
• Tesco: Yes!
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 /10
• Overall Score: 7.897/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Wa-hey! I'm 8 1/4!!
Hehe!!!

Mummy mayde me a new T-Shert for my berfday. She arkst wat I wud like on it, so I sed BLOO PANTS!!!! HAhahaha!
Arfter I got this on, I slid down the bannister, an this is wat I fownd downstairs-

LOOK! Thare's Lisa on the rappin payper!!!

Ooooo I luv presents... wassis???
OH BOY!! A new push push car!!!

Brrrrrmmm rmmmm rmmmmm rmmmmmmm.....
Next, this littol wun....Oh! A new pensil rubber! Ha! Well, I don't mayke that menny mistakes, but I do like to hav a nice pensil rubber. This wun is grayte, it has Winnie The Pooh on it -
Next! Oooooo....... MINTS!!!!
Most minty things ar green, but I like theez wuns cos they come in a bloo box, an the mints ar see-throo. Also, they ar shoogar-free, so yu don't hav to brush yer teeth!

Oh! Thank yu, Dilly!!!!
It took me a wile to open, cos Dilly likes to fly rownd an rownd a present wiv the stikky-tape roll on her snowt!!!! Wen I finerly got in, it was this grayte pen, that duz lots ov diffrent cullers on it for intrestin doodles.
Gosh! This wun is a straynge shaype.....hmmm.....Oh! It's a FOOT!!!
Aaargh! Jim Lad!!!
Hehehehe it's a pensil sharpner, reelly!Well that's all my pressies.
But look! I've still got my cards yet!! Wa-hey!
This wun haz Bears playing football! Hurray!
WOW! ALL THE BEARS IN THE HOWSE HAV SYNED IT!!! THANKS, BEARS!!!!!

This wun's a football wun in Gillingham cullers! Hurray!
Oh! It's from Mummy an Daddy!!!!
This wun's from Dilly.
She sed she dident mind getting me wun wiv a Bear on it as it haz lots ov flowers on it too.
Oh! It's from Chester the Cat, as well!!!
Just as I thort I'd had all my serprizes, Mummy showd me wat we can hav for tea layter-We had sum ov theez the uther week an they ar YUMSTER!!!!!
I had a sneeky peek to check how menny Pooh wuns ar inside-
Hmmm... two. OK I'll eet thoze an share the uthers.

WA-HEYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm having a grayte day so far!!!!!!!!!!

Seeya layters!!!!