Funny pengwins

Recent scores:

• Gills: No, weer still on hollyday.
• Simpsons: No, wich issent reelly good enuff!
• Tesco: No, wich is eevn worse!!!
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 /10 haha got Daddy wile he was washing up!!
• Overall Score: 7.4/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

 Me an Daddy hav been mostly eatin Pengwin bars this week. Do yu get them ware yu liv? Heer is a pikcher ov them. They ar WELL nice:

I like to dunk 'em in Daddy's cups of tea an then suk the gooey choklit. Inside is a nice thik chokky biskit wiv choklit creem in the middol. Yumbol!

Thare ar pengwin jokes on the paks. Heer ar 2:

Q: what is black an wite an red?
A: a pengwin wiv sunburn.
(NOT, as Daddy sed, a nun wiv a javelin throo her nek, cos that's 'wat's blak an wite an red an can't tern rownd in an alleyway?' Daddy wunce told that joke to a nun calld Sister Veronika. She was not amewsed.)

Q: how duz a groop of pengwins mayke a dicision? 
A: they flipper coin. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA they flipper coin!!! Do yu see wat they did thare??

Teehee.

Pengwins ar grayte fun.

TTFN!

Mummy's Berfday

Weekend's scores:

• Gills: YAY!! We beet Northampton (bunch of cobblers!) 4-3
  
• Simpsons: No
• Tesco: YAY!! I had a ride in the trolley wile looking for a card for Mummy
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10!!!! Now Mr Scooter is better I manidged to get him /10
• Overall Score: 8.1432/10

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Dit is Mummy's berfday today so I gayve her a grayte card wiv a Bear on it!


Mr Scooter cayme over to join in with the present giving! He loves to roll in the rapping payper!I did my best ryting on the laybol...

Heer is wat I bort Mummy. Dit's a puzzle ov a Mummy Bear an her baybee Bears!

On Sunday Mummy's frend, Jo, cayme up, wiv her littol gerl, Hazel. Hazel waz 13 on Saturday so we all went owt for a joynt berfday lunch!Thare was roast beef or roast chikken.....

An Mummy had a big glass ov alky ginger beer!

Sum peepol had chairs but we had a 'monk's seat', like a bench, an I got a good vew from the top ov it!Dit was an old pub calld 'The Haywain'. We never fownd owt how old it was, but thare wer lots ov old beams.

Mummy told me to get down (naggg naggg naggg) an got me a littol rocking chair insted:
Enyway, to dessert.....
Choc cheesecake an ice creams with choc sorce an strorbryberrys. Yum!

Hazel was the ownly hewman hoo had eny room for it. Not so, me an Dilly, so we wayted till she was full an then finisht it for her. We dident hav to wayte long!


Wen we got home, Sam brort owt a big choc berfday cayke an we all ate it wiv cream an cups ov tea.Wa-hey!
I like it wen sumwun has a berfday!
Lots of cayke!!!!!
Teehee!!!!!

TTFN,

Piratey Day 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AVAST, ME NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Jerry an Ben be arskin for a Pirate Theem WEEK, an not just a day, arrrrr, so heer be anuther piratey post. I be needin to updayte ye all wiv cakeyness an walkin the plank arrrrnyway, so it be just fine! Arrr!

Ferst heer be a speshol pikcher ov me ol' matey Asta, hoo be no scurvy dog! Wat a fine booty ov a cur she be! Arr!

Wat a fine pirate wench she maykes!!!! Thanking ye for the fotoes, Asta!!!

TRESZURE!!!!!
Beanie be sending me sum reel treszure! He be a'visiting the Mary Rose, that grayte Tchewdor ship, in Portsmouth. He be finding me sum akchual coynes from time past. It be all silvery an ruff rownd the edges, bein all spesholly for pirates an al'. It be a grayte treszure an very good o' Beanie to send it, but it be mine now, AAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!Thanks, Beanie!!!

CAYKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me crew an I be pillidging the galley, an bringing bak Bakewell Tarts, eech wiv a cherry eye-patch, arrr!
Walk the plank!!!!
Sum ov me crew not be swabbing decks hard enuff, so I be havin 'em walk the plank!
Ferst up be Zed, he be keen.
Zed not be in the britest cabin, an be wondring wat to be doin wen he
reech the end ov the plank!Arr! Jump off, ye scurvy grape!

Arr! Zed be landing in the biskit barrel!
Now uther crew Bears be wanting to walk the plank too!
BHS Bear-
....an LBBBJ....I be cowntin 3 pirate Bears in the biskits! Thare not be being menny biskits soon!

Now................... ware be Dilly-Frilly-Knickers???? Arrr! Grayum Farting-Cutlass be a'finding 'er! Get down the plank, ye wench!Yarrrrr!!!

Blither me eye! She be tayking off!
I be fergettin the wench can fly!
Blast yer eyes! I be foiled!
Arrrrr!!!!!!!!

By the way, do ye be having time for yesterday's quiz? I be sailing bak on the morro wiv thee arnser for ye! Arrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good Ol' Granny!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons:yes
• Tesco: yes
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score:10 -hahaha Granny's Bears are awl owt ov praktiss! /10
• Overall Score: 8ish/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Wun ov the graytist things abowt bein at Granny's howse for weeks is that she likes to go owt neerly EVRY day, an this meens that she goze into town on the bus an mostly ends up at Tesco's- so I get lots ov rides on the trolley! Wa-hey!

Keep an eye owt the nex time yu go shoppin an see if yu can spot the Bears. Lots ov peepol bring thare Bears, yu noe. If yor pertikewlarly observent yu mite spot us doin a hi-5 as our trolleys parss eech uther.

Enyway, the uther day, I mannidged to steer Granny down the iyell that's got custerd an jelly an uther party stuff like that in it. Wile she waz compairin tins ov rice puddin, I reecht over an got a pot ov custerd. MMmmmMmmmmMmmmm!!! Then, wile I waz tryin to serruptishusly sniff it awl rownd to mayke shur it had shoogar in it on both sides, I spottid a...a.... oh my!!! A CHOLKIT WUN!!!!

WOW!

CHOKLIT CUSTERD! CAN THARE BE SUTCH A THING???

Yes thare can!

Teehee! Good ol' Granny! I hid behind the rice puddin an she jus let it go throo the chek-owt!

Layter on, I shared it wiv her, cos Grannys need bilding up, yu noe. I pored on sum creem, too, an sum banarnana!
She gobbold it awl up an then had a snooze on the sofa. She duzz a lot ov snoozin. Eevn mor than yewzall. Mummy sez she is still heellin arfter bein in hopsikol. Miss Fluffy likes it, cos she gets to sleep on Granny for owers. An I like it cos she snors an it maykes us Bears giggol.

Daddy is comin to stay wiv us for the weekend. He'll be heer tomorro nite. I'm lookin forwerd to havin sum grayte chattin wiv him abowt boy stuff. Yu noe. Football an bottom-berps an stuff.

Bye fer now!

Hullo!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10- the Bears heer seem to hav got a bit lax at this gayme!! /10
• Overall Score: 7.681/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I mayde a video yestaday ov the snow an ov Granny an ov me mayking Granny sum tea to warm her up a bit arfter bein in the snow- BUT!!!! soddin blogger won't upload it. Niver will You Tube!!

I think maybe it is a bit big to be uploading from Daddy's laptop, that MITE be the problem. So I'll try agen wen I am bak home, wich shud be Sunday nite or Munday mornin.
But see, I hav been thinkin ov yu. I did try.

Wun minit it is sunny heer an the next it is so windy an cold that snow comes down sideways!

Tiggy, the stray cat from up the roade, is settold in the shed in a box. I bort a fluffy blanket for him from a charity shop, an Granny put in a hot warter bottol for him. He watcht them sort his bed owt, then got in an purred an purred. It sownded like an engine.

A new cheep shop haz opend in town an they sell alot ov biskits. ALOT. An sum ov them ar well posh. Mummy stokt up on sum. Er, alot. Hehee.

Theez ar sum ov my fayvrit biskits. They ar Beary nice :@}

Shortbred for Bears!

Mnyum mnyum mnyum...

That is all for now. I hope yu ar all OK. Next week is Harf Term Brayke heer so Daddy haz the entire week off werk. I hope it gets warmer cos I want to go owt an abowt, possibly wiv Mummy on her bike. I need a bit ov exploring. A Bear duzz, from time to time, yu noe.

Bye fer now!!!!!

Can't find my profile pic!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No. Our gaymes keep gettin cansold cos ov awl the sno an ice. I rekkon they shud still tern up, but insted ov football, hav a Best Snowman competishun. Eech teem can bild wun in the goal an a groop ov small Bears can judge them.
  
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: yes, me an Mummy walkt awl the way thare an bak in the snow cos weer so currayguss an cool.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 Pah!/10
• Overall Score: 7.8/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Long time no rit!!!
Sheesh!!! I hav been tryin to publish this for days!!!

Post Crismoss Gayme:
Well we took the Crismoss tree down on the 6th an put away all the festiv stuff. Then we playd "spot wat we forgot to pak away". Arfter a wile Mummy spottid the Advent calendar, an I spottid 2 Crismoss cards that Granny had balanst over the clok. Nothin else so far. But thare is yewzly sumthing. AND WARE did all the tree choklits go???? I got a pakkit ov 10 from Tesco, but wen we stript the tree thare wer ownly 2. Mummy sed it must be skwirrols. Hmmm.....

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Loss ov ID!!!!
I've also tayken the festiv thingys off my blog. I've chaynged the text to bloo. Do yu like it? It yewst to be brown. AN I CARNT FIND MY NORMAL PROFILE PIC!!!!! Must be on the pewter at home. Yu'll just hav to admire my full bare Bear bod till I can replayce it wiv the yewzual hedshot. Ahem.

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Thank yu awl for yor messidges. Heer ar the pic's I hav got sortid so far....

This is wat we woke up to on Crismoss mornin!
Dilly is by her pile an I am wiv mine.
An to think I was worreed that Father Crismoss wud ferget me!!!
He eevn brort sumthing for Miss Fluffy an Mr Scooter!
I got sum yummy choklit coins...
Do yu kno the card gayme calld "Trumps"????
Well look at the vershon I got!! HAHAHAHA!!
Then thare waz this cewt littol badge...I also got a grayte book on the histry ov Pants, but I carnt find the foto. D'oh!

But oh! Oh! I'm forgettin Julie's pressent!!!Wat was it? Wat was it??
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BEAR BISKITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HURRAY!!!!!!!!!!!
We had lots ov smashin food...
theez wer the mince pies Mummy mayde.
They dident larst long!
I had a sip or 2 ov Daddy's speshol Crismoss Ale.
(Arfter awl, he is allways goin on at me abowt sharing)

Heer is our Crismoss dinner.
Mummy cookt the turkey an it went a nice goldy culler. She did nice crispy roast potatoes too, an sage an unyun stuffin, an 6 or 7 diffrent veggies (wich is far too menny if yu arsk me).
Note the Crismoss Crackers.
I'm told yu ownly get theez in the UK an Ireland.
Ware do the rest ov yu get yor festiv hats from?

Hope yu like the pics!!
Sorry for the delay but it takes longer to upload a foto than this thing stays online laytely!!!

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Me an Mummy ar still at Granny's. We will be heer nex week too, cos ov the sno. Daddy carnt drive down, not eevn jus for a vizit. He left wun ov his jumpers behind larst week, an I hav lent it to the biggest Bear heer, calld Merge, so that wen I sleep on his nee, it smells like Daddy.

Nose Hugs!!!!