I liket this week. Grannys ar fun.

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No- but pleez ware yor bloo pants today cos we ar playin in a cup gayme!!! (hed or bottom; duzzent matter wareyu ware them.)
  
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no, but we hav gon lots this week tho
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: I rekkon I cud hav got a 10 off Granny but Mummy sed I mussent mayke her jump rite now. Perhaps it's cos sheez small. All Grannys ar small, but wen my Granny sits on the sofa her legs don't reech the flor. In fakt, they don't eevn dangol proply theyer not long enuff. Enyway if I mayde her jump she mite fall off it. /10
• Overall Score: 7.600001/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

It's ok me an Henry mayde up. But not in a sissy way. We shook pors an did a manly thump on eech uther's showlders. On condishun that I can larf an giv him a shuv wen France gets beeten by North Korea so they won't get the Werld Cup enyway haha.

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An THANK YU THANK YU THANK YU evrywun hoo took part in Dilly's poll an votid NO to her proposal that I be cuverd in catnip. We wun! BEAR POWER!!!! Hurrayy!!!

Hehehehe!

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Well layter today we ar off to tayke Granny bak home. I shall miss her. Sheez funny. She nods off in the middol ov CSI like Daddy duzz, but the diffrence is she waykes up evry 8 minits wiv a littol snorty snor, wharaz Daddy jus sleeps throo to the middol ov the next episode an then arsks wat happend to the man in the car (wat car? "The wun that waz shot at." Wat car? "Yeah, at the beginnin." No, that waz the larst wun, Daddy. "Wazit? Hav I bin asleep?...") Yu mite like CSI or yu mite not, but I bet yu dident think yu cud hert yor beads larfin at it, did yu? But between them I cud bearly hold in my seams I waz gigglin so mutch.

Mr Scooter an Miss Fluffy ar goin home too. They originerly wer goin to stay heer but Granny will miss them too mutch so they ar goin home. Nuffin to do wiv bein scaired ov bein cuverd wiv catnip, ok? I'm brayve.

Not that bein scaired means yor not brayve. If yu wernt scaired yu wuddent kno yu wer bein brayve, wud yu? An yu wuddent NEED to be brayve if yu wernt scaired. I'm jus not, that's all.

(Not scaired. I don't mean not brayve. Cos I am.)

Scrummy dizzerts.... an HELPPPPP!!!!!!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons:yes
• Tesco: no
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 6 (I waz hewmerin Zed) /10
• Overall Score: 7.26115/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Lots haz been goin on heer at Granny's.

At the weekend, Daddy cayme to vizit. Do yu kno, he went to Football on the way- WIVOWT ME!!!!! Onnistly. I am owt ov his site for wun week an allreddy he is off doing stuff wivowt me. It jus shows yu. I am a much under-apryshyaytid Bear. Sumtimes I find myself wundering if he reelly diserves me.

Enyway.... on SUnday we awl went for a drive. We went down lots ov country laynes to show Granny the larst ov all the ortum leevs. It waz fun an we sor lots ov bunnys.

We stoppt at a crarft sentor an had Sunday Lunch. I waz a very geneross Bear (as is my ilk) an I shared all my dizzerts:

Heer is me sharin my coffee an walnut cayke wiv Daddy:
Heer is me sharin my lemon cheezcayke wiv Granny:
Heer is me sharin my treekol tart wiv Mummy:

See? I's geneross. I's WELL geneross.

This Sunday we ar awl goin bak home! An we ar taykin Granny too! She is coming to stay for a week. We ar also goin to bring the cats to liv wiv us now as they needs lots ov carfterin.
Heer is ware I need yor urgent help!!!! Dilly keeps tryin to put catnip on me!!!!! She is eevn runnin a poll abowt it on her blog. Pleez can yu go an vote "NO"!!! I'm allreddy small an the sayme culler as a mowsie. Mr Scooter an Miss Fluffy don't need eny mor encurridgement!!!!

Bye fer now!

Kwik updayte- an duzz enywun want a sister?

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: YES!!!!!!!! we had a pre-seezon frendly gayme neer Stansted, an it waz very frendly becos we won! Wa-hey!
• Simpsons:no, I had to leev harf way throo to go to footie
• Tesco: no
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 got Nessie. Sheed had a barth and still had a towel on her hed but I still got her so thare /10
• Overall Score: 8/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Yu won't beleev wat that sister ov mine is up to. Hav a look on her blog. It's terribol. Bear abewse, I call it. Tsk. Por Sam. Mind yu, he wassent so botherd. He just ate most ov them. Ha!

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Look wat parkt owtside our playce yesterday!!!!A Tesco van!
It's ownly a van, not like my Tesco Truck. But eevn so! Wow! I cuddent see ware he waz delivering to. I rekkon he may hav just popt by to see The Bear. Hehehe!!!

Then, Daddy suddenly realized that Gillingham had a pre-seezon gayme abowt a 45 minit drive from us larst nite, so we had to go kwik smart! Thare waz just time to chaynge into lukky Gillingham pants- cuddent eevn see all ov The Simpsons! An off we went AN WE WON!!! Wa-hey!!!!!!!

We left Mummy behind. She waz maykin things, yu kno, arty crafty stuff. Maykin a mess, mostly, wich me an Daddy arnt allowd to do but she is cos wen she duzz it it's not a mess it's a creativ environment. Anyway, me an Daddy had a beer an a burger wich is sumthing else weer not allowd wen sheez arownd. (Ar all gerls like this?) Today she haz been eetin weevils. They wer in her bag ov nuts. (I suspekt Dilly. Agen. Sheez mad on bugs an keeps tryin to smuggol a bug farm indors). Enyway, how can she moan abowt burgers wen she eets weevils?

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This arfternoon I am goin to re-pot Oakey, my oak tree. He's a yeer old now an his toes ar gettin skwosht an he needs a bigger pot. I'll tayke sum fotoes an show yu.

Bye fer now!