Father's Day

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No, still on hollydays
  
• Simpsons: No
• Tesco: Yes, I went to the littol Tesco
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 /10 sneekt up on Mummy
  
• Overall Score: 7ish/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Dit waz Father's Day heer on Sunday an me an Dilly left him sumthing on his laptop:

Mr Scooter nue it waz Father's Day too, an cayme an sat on Daddy's feet wile Daddy ate Weetabix for brekfast.
(Dat's a dressing gown, not a dress.)

Dilly showtid lowdist abowt openin her present ferst, so I stood aside an let her, bein the gent I am. -An it got her to shut up that noise, too...Oh look! Sweets! (PINK wuns, wat a serprize!)
Then her card-
Oh my beads! Ware on erth did she find a card like THAT?????!!!!OK now for a call bak to sanity-
heer's my pressie to Daddy-
I rapt it meself in payper that had flags on it. I thort it waz kwite good, that.
CHOKLIT FUDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK my card-THAT'S mor like it!!!!
WA-HEY!!!

Did yu remember Father's Day?
(If yu don't hav a Daddy, I hope yu gayve yor Mummy an extra squoze.)

Oh! It waz Farther's Day the uther day, wassent it?....

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No, restin
  
• Simpsons: No, hey! I havent seen this for days! Wat's occurrin?
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 hahaha Gaz still issent mutch cop at this game /10
• Overall Score: 7.82165/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Well, it's still tuff to get bloggin time heer: we ar still carfterin Granny, an now Daddy haz blown up the laptop. I've sneekt in heer an fired up the ol' PC. It's harder to jump along this keebord tho. So pleez scewze eny spellin mistaykes.

On Sunday it waz Farther's Day heer in the UK. We hav Muther's Day in March. Wat I want to noe is, wen's Bear Day??? It's downrite speesheezist, is wat it is.

Enyway! Heer is the grayte card an gift I got Daddy. Note the gingerbred fella; he has ICING PANTS!!!! Wow! Hehehee!!!!!
I drew a speshol pant frolic inside:

I hope yu enjoyd seein my ace card an pantid gingerbred! I will try to get online mor cos I hav mor pikchers to sho yu, incloodin me darnsin, an a hedgehog, an an an Mr Scooter an Miss Fluffy, an an an loades ov stuff. I eevn got to sit in a proper Race car like on formula wun!!!!

Bye for now!

Farther's Day

Weekend's scores:

• Gills: no; resting
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: yes, for batterys for the camra so that we cud mayke a film ov me an Dorothy
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 6- but I waz lettin her win /10
• Overall Score: 8ish/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

WOW! Weev bin bizzy showin Dorothy arownd, an teechin her stuff like how to play "Bear! Not-a-Bear!" so that she can teech it to evrywun wen she goze on her travols rownd the werld.

Yestaday waz Farther's Day heer in the UK so wen we went to Tesco I ran off separitly to buy him sumthing. Dorothy cayme too. She has reelly tayken to riding on the trolley:Heer's me an Dilly waytin for daddy yestaday morning. It waz grayte cos he had forgotten abowt it so our cards an stuff wer a big serprize!
This is wun ov my grayte presents. It's a pen that yu can rub owt. It's for wen Daddy maykes staykes wen he duz Suduko puzzols. (He yewzerly duzz an he showts "D'oh!" an maykes evrywun jump, speshly Granny, hoo never noze wat he did or wat he showtid. She just noze sumthing mayde a lowd noyze.)
Heer is my uther grayte present. It's choklit lollypops wiv pikchers from the Kung Fo Panda film on them:Thare wer ment to be 4 choklit lollypops in the pak but LBBBJ arskt if he cud borro wun cos he had forgotten to get Daddy Windowsill Bear enything:Hmmm. He DID say "borro" but I don't think weel be seeing that wun agen.

Heer is my card, wich is the best card ever!
It haz 2 Bears on it, both wiv bloo pants on theyer heds!!!!
WA-HEY!Heer is the inside:
The poem in the card sez:

Yor my daddy,
wat can I say...
yor grayte
an I'm just like yu.

But it dident rime so I addid a "WA-HEYY!" to fix it.

In the arftanoon we went to feed skwirrols in the park an show Dorothy the carsol so she cayme wiv us. I hav sum fotoes but I will post them nex time cos Mummy sez I haff to get off this thing now and let Dilly post on her blog. Pah!

Bye fer now!

Father's Day

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: traynin, I hope
  
• Simpsons: nope
• Tesco: yes, fer petrol an the payper
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 -got Daddy! Ha! /10
• Day Score: 7ish/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Yestaday waz "Father's Day" wen Fathers get presents (yewzerly new soks) an cards. It applys to Daddys too. Thare is also a "Mother's Day" erlier in the yeer.

I arskt LBBBJ if he had got a card fer his Daddy an he dident kno enything abowt it, so I explayned. Then he did a panick an neerly fell off the windowsill coz he relized he hadent dun a Mother's Day card iver. So I offerd to help him mayke a card for both ov them.

I cut owt the card an he drew a Bear. Then I yewzd a punch-cuttery thing to punch owt leef shaypes. Lbbbj yewsd krayerns to culler it in. He kwite liket it. So did his Mummy an Daddy.

He sed it waz for "Mummy an Daddy Day":

Me an Dilly got a card from a shop. I choze de card an she choze de present. This is the card. It's grayte coz I fownd wun wiv both ov us on it! It alos haz Mummy, lernin to drive. It eevn haz a Weetabix box on it, wich is wat Daddy haz fer brekferst!

For the present, Dilly choze this choklit. It haz a Bear on, wich is good, an cos it's from Dilly the Bear haz a pink bow in the pikcher:

Can yu see Sam smilin in this foto? It's cos Bears like choklit an he knew he wud get a bit cos Daddy is always goin on abowt it's important to share!

It waz a nice sunny day an in the eevnin I help Mummy cook sossidges wiv roast veggies. It waz yum! Then we ate sum ov the choklit.

Bye fer now!

Pantilishus!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes! A speshol Sunday wun! WOW I dident know they did Simpsons on a Sunday!
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
• Day Score: 7.891/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Yestady was Father's Day but we were at Granny's, an Mummy fergot to pak my present fer Daddy (an even tryd to blame ME, sayin that it was MY sponsbility to remember it, jus like she sez its fer me to remember my coat on cold days. But she still nags me to put it on. So she shud hav rememberd the present too.) So all I cud do is say "HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!" to him wen I got up, an then teez him wiv clooes abowt wat his present was.

He dident gess.

I told him, it's smoll an pant-relaytid, not pants, but will make yu smile an want to eet it.

Can yu gess?

Heer it is:

Yes! It waz a PANT CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry fer the blurry pikcher- I presst the "self-portrayte" button, but then kept gigglin.

It was a taysty cake. Verry frooty. Well, eny cake wiv pants on top wud need to be.

Wa-heyyyyy!

Bye fer now!

ps: Dily bort sumthing too. Sheez dun a pikcher on her blog. But I restate my warnin abowt goin to Dilly's blog: remember, yu won't ever get those minits bak.