Biscuit Poets & Other Bears
Yesterday's scores:
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!
Sum time ago I reported the dredful news that McVities had stopped making the Dark Choklit Hobnob. Well yestaday I was munching my way through a new biskit, a Cadbury's attempt at sumthing oaty, an I fownd myself missing my old frend the Dark Hobnob. And then I thort, oh no! Wat if the Milk Choklit Hobnobs disappeared too? So I wrote this little ode to them:
Hobnob Haiku
Ah, Choklit Hobnob,
Where wud I be without you?
Slimmer, yes, but sad.
Oaty Biskits are a rare an wondruss thing. Most biskits are wheaty, an don't stand up to dunking half as well. I AM happy to report a new addishun to the UK oaty biskits choice: The Anzac. This is an Ostraylian Biskit just resently sold here. It's like a Hobnob but a bit mor syruppy. 10/10 fer effort, though, and so I wrote an ode to them as well:Anzac Haiku
Hullo, my little
imported Biskit, welcome
to my tummy. Yum!
Let me know if yu hav a favrit biskit yu wud like an ode written to. Or perhaps yor Bear will write wun for yu. All Bears are very literate, yu know. Here is wun I met resently, catching up on sum bedtime reading. Insidently, he's called Bob, too!
yu can see mor ov this fine fello at this link: http://www.flickr.com/photos/junglegeorge/sets/72157594516178886/
Bye fer now!
