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Showing posts with label Ipswich ar scum an I allways skweez wun owt wen we drive parst thare home grownd. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ipswich ar scum an I allways skweez wun owt wen we drive parst thare home grownd. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Dark skys, pink posters an perpol Bears haha!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No
  • Simpsons:yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
  • Overall Score: 7.269/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Did I menshun that Zed had come to stay wiv us? Heer he is, the wee perpol fella:He livs at Granny's an this is his ferst trip away from home. He is into EVRYTHING. He is sooo curious. He is in evry dror an cubberd lookin at stuff. I larst sor him heddid for Mummy's crarft room. She followd him PDQ to hide all the cutty things. She sez heez sayfe in thare now, but I havent seen him for owers. Evry now an then I heer gigglin or an "Oooo" or "Ahhh!" as he finds sumthing else new. Hey ho. Wat it is to be a cub, huh?

I waz a bit worreed this arfternoon cos this happend:it went all dark!!!
I thort thare wud be a big storm an I waz worreed I wuddent be abol to find Zed an get him to the thunder shelter! Lukkily, it went strayte parst us wivowt a singol drop or a rumbol. I think it went on to Ipswich. Wich is understandabol as that town is full ov poo an needs a good wash. Speshly over thair football grownds. HAHAHA!!!

Well we ar waytin now for Daddy to get home. He landid at the airport neerly an ower ago, so he shuddent be long. Me an Dilly mayde a "Welkum Home Daddy!" poster for the frunt dor:I sed do it all in red to mayke it stand owt but she insistid on doin her bit in pink. Uff! Never mind. We stuk it on the dor an Mummy rang him to remind him to look carefully as he drives in as hedgehogs hav startid to come rownd the frunt as well as the bak now for their dinner an we don't want a skwisht wun.

Must go now. I'm in charge ov welkum-home tea.

Byeee!!!!!!!


Thursday, July 09, 2009

Pootling on....

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Well we rang Arnty Fiona on Tchewsday nite to chek Dorothy had got thare ok an she had! An then Dorothy cayme to the fone an sed hello an sed that she waz eetin cayke allreddy! So she waz ok! They just had time for snaks an then they all got in the car to drive to Cornwall.

It will hav tayken them 12 hours to get thare so they drove throo the nite. They will be thare for 2 weeks an will be on a boat for wun ov them. Dorothy is hoping they can go fishing. I hope they hav a life vest her size!

Now I kno she is ok I feel a bit better but I do miss her. She waz allrite, she waz.

Enyway. A Bear's life goze on... like, yesterday we went to Ipswich. I skweezd wun owt the windo as we drove parst the football grownds thare. Wa-heyy! Put that on yor penalty spot! We had a good browse rownd sum shops an me, Mummy an Dilly did sum important shoppin becos it's Daddy's berfday on Saterday.

His main present is tomorro nite wen we ar taykin him owt sumware but he duzzent kno whare an weer not tellin him till weer in the car. Hehehe!!! He did try to tickol-tortcher the informayshun owt ov me, but bein a trayned spy I waz abol to withstand his inikwituss efforts. An I told him if he dident stop I'd wee on him. Hehehe!!!

Thank yu for all yor messidges, by the way. I'm goin to try to visit yu all soon.

Bye for now!