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Showing posts with label Dark Choklit Hobnobs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dark Choklit Hobnobs. Show all posts

Sunday, December 14, 2008

They're bak!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: yes! We playd Barnet an got a not-a-looz; 2-2
  • Simpsons: no
  • Tesco: yes
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
  • Day Score: 7.387/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Look!!!

LOOK!!!!!!!!!

HORRRRAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!! They're bak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do yu remember wen McVities stopt maykin Hobnobs wiv Playne Choklit on them??? I blogd abowt it 2 years ago. Ah, wat a sad time that waz....

Then I startid to rite haiku for peepol's fayvrit biskits an cookies.
VP arskt for a haiku in onnor ov this grayte choklitty mutch-mist enigma an this is wat I cayme up wiv:

Poor little dark one,
not too sweet, always just right,
oh, how we miss you.

Well, VP, an all lovers of things chokitty and oaty, feer not - for they hav reternd!!!! McVities hav lissend to the crys ov the multitewds an brort them bak!

The new pak calls them "Dark" choklit insted ov "Playne" but they are the sayme! SLURP!!! YUM!!! Go now hence, children, find them an bring them home, for they hav bin long lost in the willdyness, an ar in dire need ov a dam good dunkin.

HEHEHEHE!!!!!

Bye fer now!