SNOW!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: No
• Tesco: Yes, mor riding in the trolley!
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: serspendid, dew to too menny snotty noses rownd heer.
  
• Overall Score: 7.532/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I havent fergotten that I need to post sum 'catch up' bits, but I hav to show yu the snow weev had insted ferst!

It snowed alot on Saterday nite an we still hav lots an lots ov it. Sum peepol (spoyle sports mostly) hav cleerd snow off sum paths an stuff like that. But mostly it is still heer!

I had to get to werk on a snow bear, of corse!
Like larst year, I bilt him on the bench...Hmmm.... perhaps sum pound coins for eyes...a nose? An Daddy's scarf!Hmmm.
Not shor abowt that scarf.
Wat cud I yews insted...
oh! I noe!

BLOO PANTS!!HAHAHAHA!

Sum ov the snow got on my nose.It tickled!!
Meenwile Dilly mayde a snow duv, on top ov the berd taybol. We layter had to remoov it as it was scaring the collared doves away. Talk abowt berd brained! Ha!

I spied on Mummy from upstairs for a wile. She had disappeared owt the front garden. WAT the?

Oh! I see!

It's a snow CAT! Hehe!She yewsd spaghetti for the wiskers.An then she addid a scarf. Not bad, Mummy!
Oh, an Dilly helpt too, I've been told to say.
Oh look, thare she is, helpin by sitting in the scarf.

Well! Enuff bilding! Time to try the Bob-Slay that Beanie mayde me!
Wa-heyyy!!I went so fast in the end, it blurred the fotoes!

Scooter issent too keen on snow.
Mummy gave him a poo-tray to yews indoors so that he duzzent hav to go owt. But Scooter duzzent want to yews it. Funny, as his sister, Fluffy, yewst to PREFER a tray. But Scooter confided in me that he thinks it's a bit sissy an besides, how duz he mark the garden as being his if he duzzent do fresh poo in it?

SO Mummy cleerd a path for him, from the bak dor to his patch at the end of the garden. He much appreeshiated this, and, after inspekting that she had dun it proply, he trotted along it kwite happily.

Then he got bak to the sunny windowsill. He maykes a good sillooette agenst the snow duzzent he?Soon he fell asleep in the sun, wich gets reelly warm throo the glass!
Heer he is yewzin his mowsie for a pillow.Wen the sun has gon, his fayvrit playce is neer the fire. We had to put a gard in front of it cos he gets too close. He trys to push it owtta the way sumtimes-

Hav yu had snow?
Do yu like it?
Do yu hav a slay?
How do yu keep warm?

See ya!

My Snow Bear!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: No
• Tesco: No
• Nose hug serprizisity score: serspendid- it's cold an that means snotty nozes. Wich issent fun to hav on yer paws. (Unless it's yor own, in wich cayse it can be kwyte intrestin.) (If a bit salty.)

• Overall Score: ownly 6ish reelly /10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Do yu like my new stayshunry? Do yu like me wiv a beerd? Teehee!

I hav at LARST got pikchers ov my Snow Bear for yu!!!
He is a snowty fello this yeer, an is sittin on a bench-

I've put this nex foto on my profile for Crismoss cos it's fun an Crismossy!

Look how snowty he is-

I think he looks best wiv bloo PANTS on!!!!!!

Wa-heyyy!!!!!!!!!!I mayde Mummy smile agen wiv theez fotoes! Hope yu smiled too!!

Good job I'm a payshunt Bear.

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: No. I did consider goin on strike abowt this lak-ov-Simpson sitchewayshun, but as I do evrything rownd heer, that wassent reelly feezabol.
• Tesco: Yes but too cold to ride in the trolley. (Dayer mayde ov metal, yu noe.)
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 hahaha got Mummy agen! /10
• Overall Score: 7.7650001/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Tons ov snow heer. TONS!! I carnt go owt alone. Mummy sed sheed looz me cos it's deeper than me. (I meen longer. It issent deeper than me as I'm a very deep Bear ov deep thorts.) Well she wuddent looz me reelly, cos I'd leev a trail. But gerls don't think ov that type of thing, do they?

Daddy still hassent mayde me a Snowbear an he has no excewse becos he hassent been to werk cos they shut the skools. It's a good job I'm a payshunt Bear. But I do wonder if he sumtimes fergets that a Bear is a ferroshus animol hoo shuddent be pusht.

Hurrumppff!!!!!

Hav yu a pikcher ov a Snowbear yet???

SNOW at last!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: We wun agen!!!!
  
• Simpsons: nope
• Tesco: Daddy went wivowt me. CHEEK!!!! He sed it waz my falt for havin a doovay day but he cud hav come up an got me.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! Got Mummy coming owtta the toylet /10
• Overall Score: 7.889/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

AT LAST! I lookt owt yesterday mornin an we had snow!! Abowt 2 inches ov it! In fakt in sum parts it was neerly up to my neez!

I waz relleevd. Not ownly hav I been waytin to mayke a snowbear, but also, I was beginnin to worry abowt ware I was. The laydy on the telly sed it wud snow Evryware, but all last week we dident get eny heer, so I startid to think I must be Sumware Else. Now I can relax cos I noe ware I am agen. Still not enuff snow for a snowbear, but mor is on the way. The sky has that gray hevy look.

Mummy is upset cos Miss Fluffy is not well. She is bein a weak an wobbly cat an Mummy hinted that we mite not hav to be bying a Crismoss present for Miss Fluffy this yeer. This waz Mummy's way of talkin abowt it wivowt Granny heering an gettin upset.
I sat an did a deep think 0n wat she sed, wiv wun paw behind my ear for extra consentrayshun, an discuverd that it meens sumthing very upsetting indeed, an not sumthing yu shud hav to think abowt rite neer Crismoss at all. So I am very worreed for Mummy rite now.

I hope I can bild a snowbear soon. I think it will cheer her up. I'll do a foto ov it if I do, an I'll sho yu.

Intermishun

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I think I mite be gettin throo to the green fella, and today I am drorin up a list ov rools for him to sine an agree to. Arfter that, I shall keep a close eye on him- and the pants. Mor on that layter. Meenwile, Blue haz given me an award!!!! HURRAY! So I thort I wud nip in heer an share that wiv yu!

Heer it is. It's the Sweet Friends Award. It's a bit pink, but haz a nice cayke on it.
Now I've got to List 10 things that make you happy and try to do one today.
Okeydokes. I'll hav a sit an a scratch an see wat I can come up wiv......

1. Pants. Speshly frolicking of. Yeah, I rekkon I will do this today.
2. Cayke. Speshly carrot cayke. An Barnarnana cayke. Yum!
3. Pokkit treats. Like choklit peanuts. Or fudge. The best thing abowt fudge is that yu can leev it in yor pokkit for weeks. In fakt it jus gets better cos it gets crunchy.
   
4. Riding the trolley at Tesco's an showtin Yeeeeharrrrr!!!! wen we go parst grumpy peepol.
5. Playin wiv my push-push car.
6. Investigayting stuff. Like, spying on the naybers, or settin up my Bob-cam.
7. I like it wen Gillingham gets a goal at football, cos then we all cheer an do a darnse, an-
8. I'm an ace darnser an like to get down an strut my funky stuff. Darnsin maykes me happy cos yu carnt be sad an darnse. Unless yor old, like Daddy. Most daddys ar sad darnsers.
   
9. Sharin tea wiv Daddy. He duzzent tayke shoogar eny mor, but he puts it in on wun side an I drink from that side an he drinks from the uther.
10. Maykin snowbears.

OK that's it. Now I'm ment to parss the award on to 10 peepol hoo mayke me smile. Well, evrywun hoo reeds my blog maykes me smile. I smile at the thort ov yu taykin time owt to catch up wiv wat I'm up to. See I'm smilin rite now. So I am parssin the award on to all ov yu. Pleez tayke it an put it on yor blog. Eevn if yu havent got time to do the list of 10 things, tayke a pic ov the award from me enyway. Ah go on. It's a pikcher ov a cayke, arfter all, an that will mayke yu smile wenever yu look at it :@}

Snow, Bears an Angels!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8 but it shud hav bin a 10. Poo! /10
• Overall Score: 7.983/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Hurray! We bilt a Snowbear!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHA!!!!!

Weev got SO MUTCH snow!!!!!!!!!!!
Weer dew bak at Granny's soon -maybe tomorro if the roades ar cleer- so we Bears mayde the most of playin owt in the snow!!!!! Heer's wen I slipt over larffin, arfter Grayum had got Sam wiv an enormuss snowball!!!! HEHEHE!C'mon Bears!

Let's do snow angels!!!!!!!!!!

WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHA!!

Wen we got indors we had to dry off in frunt ov the fire...HEHEHE!!!!

Then layter, Mummy warmd awl our jumpers on a raydiator for us!

Awl warm an snug now!
Rite!
Ware's the choklit biskits? "Mummy....??????????"

SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: yes, an family Guy too.
• Tesco: No. Mummy went Crismoss shoppin wiv Dilly an sed I cuddent go cos I'm a boy an wud moan. Cheek!!!
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8.5/10
• Overall Score: 7.24

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Hurray!
We hav snow!!!!!!!

It startid like this yesterday-
That's Daddy in thare, in the car-
It waz comin down farst a bit layter...
Can yu see that wite line? That's ware a snowflake travold!

LBBBJ wantid to go owtside an see it for himself. Mummy Bear told him to rap up cos she waz cold. Thare wer sum freshly cleend pants nearby, so....
Look, LBBJ!! Look at the snow!!!
OK, that's enuff lookin, let's get in, it's cold!
We awl fell asleep wiv daddy by the fire...
Larst nite it snowd an snowd.
Mummy took this foto from the frunt windo.
The snow is so hevy on the tree it's maykin it droop down an tutch the grownd!
This mornin we put owt food for the berds. At ferst they dident com an eet it, they sat in the trees an lookt at it.
Exsept for Bob Robin, hoo is allways brayve... (it's in the nayme)Then we thort, maybe they ar scared ov not bein abol to stand on the snow? So we put the food on a big bit ov cardbord for them. Since then, they've awl been munchin. This wee fella is calld a Chaffinch.
Layter, me an Daddy ar goin to bild a SnowBear!!!! I'm goin to hav Pawridge an hunny ferst.

Wa-hey!!! I wonder how long the wite stuff will larst. If ownly it waz Crismoss allreddy!!!

Bye fer now,