Oh my! I got a reply!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no- an it's gettin seerioss agen, cos weer neerly out ov cow juice.
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 wat can I say. I'm a champyun. /10
• Day Score: 7.86329/10
• Advent calendar pikcher: 3 kings carryin shoppin

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Remember my letter to Father Crismoss? WOW! WOW! Today I got a reply bak from him!

Mummy brort me my post this mornin whyle I waz sittin doin a ponder on things at the end ov the sofa. (I don't meen I waz ponerin the things at the end ov the sofa, cos that wud be just an old cushon an wuddent be very intrestin. Well, not for a ponder, enyway. A kwik think, maybe, but not a ponder. No. I meen I was sittin there whylst ponderin big important things. Bears ar good ponderers, yu kno. Speshly wen it coms to big important things. For exampol, wun mornin I sat down to ponder all the diffrent types ov hunny in the werld an had got throo 5 by the time Mummy had her 3rd cup ov tea.) (Abowt 9 O'clock.)

...it's a Thank You card! WOW! I wrote an arskt him fer stuff, an he wrote to thank me fer arskin him! WOW!

He sez they're all reelly bizzy but they're werkin hard to get all the presents dun in time, inkloodin mine! WOW!

Well I waz so eggsytid! I ran to tell Mummy strayte away that I'll defnitly be gettin my new Gillingham top now! She went a bit odd an pale wen I sed this, so I think her tummy is still recuverin from her egg marathon. Never mind, Mummy! Cheer up! Father Crismoss is defnitly comin heer next week! Wa-heyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bye fer now!

Mor Abowt Presents!

Weekend's scores:

• Gills: yes: on Sunday we playd Yeovil (full nayme: Ooo Ahhh Yoe chew-on-grarss Vile) an we lost 2 -1 arfter wun ov our fellas went off injerd, proovin that Yeovil jus arent very nice peepol. So there. Oh, an by the way, a serten Mummy dident ware enything bloo today. I think I'll get her a dikshunery fer Crismoss an underline "loyal".
• Simpsons: yes: fownd 2 episodes but Lisa got hert in wun :@{
• Tesco: yes, larst nite, fer chikn, milk an veggies.
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.510
• Weekend Score: 7.12853/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Ar yu all thinkin abowt Crismoss? I kno I hav to get my letter off to Santa this week. Dilly is still hesitaytin over wat culler bow to arsk him for, but sheez got to deeside this week too. Grayum haz arskt if he can jus put a "PS" on the end ov mine, as he ownly wants soks.

In Daddy's famly, they do things a bit diffrently, an don't get presents for evrywun.

Wat they do is, they rite all their naymes down in a list, then put them all in a hat too. Then they pull owt wun nayme from the hat for eech nayme on the list. This meens "this person has to buy for THAT person". It's a bit like the dror they do for the start ov the footboll seezon.

Well! This yeer, this grayte responsibility fell on me. So I rote all the naymes on a list, an rote them on littol bits ov payper for my bloo hat:

Now I hav to emayle my arnts an unkols an tell them hoo to by for. This duzzent apply to neffews, ov corse. This ownly applys to grown ups. If yor not grown up yu still get a present from evrywun. Wich jus goze to show that weer much mor fun, reelly.

Other news- Asta got my parsol! I sent her a present. I ownly had a big box, much bigger than the present, but I thort it wud be ok as she mite like to play wiv the box too. She put a video on her blog abowt it- I'm very happy to see her wiv it! Givin presents maykes my beads go warm.

Bye fer now!