Shorts on Heds an fergetfol Grannys

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: yes- we playd Thurrock and won 2 - 0 !!! Wa-heyy!!!
  
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: ownly breefly, and that duzzent meen pants wer bort this time. Unfortewnitly.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! Got Mummy!/10
• Day Score: 8.23296: 6/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Gillingham wer playin yesterday agenst Thurrock. It waz ownly a pre-seezon frendly but we still smasht 'em, 2 - 0 !!!!! Me an Daddy wer thare. It was grayte. Heer's a foto ov me, sellybraytin, wiv me shorts on me hed. (Ov corse.)Speekin ov fotoes, heer ar the laytest from Arnty Christina ov Mr Woo. She reseevd theez larst week. Az yu can see, he is still in London.

Heer he is in a standing still competishun:Heer he is on Tower Bridge:Arnty Christina sez she thinks he mite be waring the marsk so as not to be recognized by the poleece. He's still wantid on serspishun ov kidnappin Santa larst Crismoss. Do yu remember that?

I wonder whare he is heading. Do yu think he will tern up heer? Or maybe Granny's howse???!! Yeah, that's probly it! Grannys like kangaroos. They carnt help it, they just do. I think it's pouch envy. They see that pouch an think, "My, that wud be handy for taykin the grandchildren owt for tea wivowt loozing them." Or, "My, that wud be handy for puttin my shoppin list in wivowt loozin it." Or "My, that wud be handy for puttin my lavenderry mints in wivowt them gettin fluff stuk on them. Or loozin them." Grannys worry abowt loozin things. GRAYTE grannys don't. Grayte Grannys tend not to remember wat they've got in the ferst playce. But Grannys do. My Granny loozes stuff all the time. Mummy sez we need to tie evrything in the howse to a peece ov string. Then, wen she carnt find sumthing, she can just follo the peece ov string till she finds it.

Bye fer now!

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Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes, an Family Guy too
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
• Day Score:7.832961111100000001/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Ms Creek emayled me this list of kwestchuns an sed I had to arnser them! Okeydokey!

Two names you go by:
1. Bob
2. Orsito (this is Spanish for "littol Bear" an Daddy sumtime calls me it wen I've bin cheeky)

Two things you are wearing right now:
1. a smile
2. nuthin else, I'm a nayked Bear today cos it's hot!

Two things you want very badly at the moment:
1. Gillingham to buy sum deesent players
2. Sum choklit peanuts

Two things you did last night:
1. Playd wiv the WIndowsill Bears

2. Let owt a partikewlarly ripe fart, which Mummy blaymed on Daddy.

Two things you ate today
1. Sum ov Daddy's choklit that he got for presents larst week, but don't tell him.

2. toe nayle (my own)

Two people you last spoke to:
1. Mummy, cos sheez reedin owt theez kwestchuns.

2. Dilly, to tell her to shut up an let me chooz me own arnsers.

Two things you're doing tomorrow:
1. It's a "T" day so I'll be playin wiv the Windowsill Bears.

2. I'll probly hav a poo at sum stage.

Two longest car rides:
1. Quito to a villidge on the coast, Ecwador, wen Daddy livd thare. It probly wassent that far but on Ecwador roades it took abowt 6 hours an was very bumpy an shook me beads all up.
2. Colchester to Harrogate in Yorkshire, about 4 or 5 hours, larst July.

Two favourite beverages:
1. Tea
2. Beer owt ov Daddy's glarss, or in my own littol wun if heez bein generuss.

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Thank kew for all yor messidges ov serport re Mr Woo, hoo haz gon missin from his home in Ostraylia.

ibeati sez:

I saw Mr. Woo in a rainstorm outside of Lake Placid , Florida . He had on a yellow slicker and hat

WOW!!!! Since then, I think he has hit British soil. Look at this laytest foto, in my emayle this mornin:I don't kno wy he is warin that marsk. He looks a bit like a Hiwayman dussent he? Hehehe!

Bye fer now!

Where is Mr Woo???

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: too bizzy wiv a marathon pant-wash at Granny's /10
• Day Score: 7.859326/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I've bin reseevin disterbin emayles from my Arnty Christina in Ostraylia! Mr Woo went missin sum time ago. This is he:

Duck (left) an Mr Woo (rite).

(I posted abowt Mr Woo an frends befor- heer! Go see!)

Arnty Christina is very worreed abowt him an hadent herd enything from him for over a munth until just a few days ago she got theez fotoes ov him in the post:

Just WHARE is he travlin to?

Just HOO is he hangin arownd wiv?

Pleez keep an eye owt for him! I'll keep yu posted on the laytest news ov him. I do hope he is allrite. Heez ownly littol, an owt thare in the big werld all alone!

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On a liter note, hav yu seen wat Chewy did? Oh wow! She did a pawtrayte ov ME!!! It's fantastik! Go hav a look!!!! I carnt get over it. Wat a likeness! She is soooo clever.

Bye fer now!