Blogoversary
Yesterday's scores:
- Gills: no
- Simpsons: yes
- Tesco: yes
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: no, we wer all too bizzy playin hide-an-seek-the-Bear insted. Dilly kept on an on an on an on, she wantid to join in. Tsk! So we let her. See? I'm a perfikly reesonabol Bear. Yes. We told her to go an hide an weed find her. Then we went off an playd sumthing else. She waz hidden neerly 5 hours. (She sez 2) an waz perfikly happy coz she thinks she wun.
- Day Score: 7.83621/10
I've just realized that I mist my own blogoversary! D'oh! This blog was 2 yeers old on 28th September!!! WOW! Can yu beleev that?!!!!
Here is a link to my very first post!!!
Ahh.. how sweet.
Never mind. In loo ov sellybrayshuns on the akchewal date, I am declarin tomorro Intonashonal Pant Frolik Day. So! Wen yu go to get drest tomorro, I don't want yu to jus put yor pants on. Oh no. I want yu to reelly shuffol up yor pant dror, mix em all up, thro a few up in the air an go "Wa-Heyyy!!!". The ferst pair to fall owtside ov the dror wins, an thoze ar the wuns yu hav to ware for the rest ov the day. Eevn if they ar stringy nearly-pants. Yu kno, the type wiv a just thin strip at the bak that goze up yer bum.
I garantee yu, it will set yu up for the day. An wen yu get to werk, an yor boss is annoyin, or wen yu go to a shop an they ar rood to yu, yu can jus think to yorself, "Hey! This person mite me a seekrit lurker on Bob's blog, an they mite hav dun a Pant Frolik this mornin too!" an it will mayke yu smile.
If yu do chooz to smile AT them, tho, best not to wink at the sayme time.
Defnitly don't smile, wink AN menshun a Pant Frolik.
Or if yu do, an they start taykin littol side steps towards a button markt 'panic', get owt ov thare fast. I don't understand it meself, but sum peepol jus hav no sense ov hewmer.
Bye fer now!
