Yeeeeeeeeeeharrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no, an Daddy kept sayin we wud, for cow juice, but he dident. Poo. Yu shuddent teez a Bear like that, yu kno. I may be cewt but I do ferroshus as well.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
• Day Score: 7 an a bit /10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Hurrayyyyy!!!!!!!!!!! At larst! The washin masheen cayme! Yeeeeeeeeeeehaarrrrrrrrrr!!!!

Heer we ar, watchin lots ov Daddy-Pants an soks goin rownd an rownd:

Shayme abowt the soks, reelly, but they had startid to walk arownd the howse by themselves so Mummy sed they shud go in strayte away- ferst to test the masheen: if it can handol a bumper lode ov Daddy's soks then it will survive enything, nucleor hollocorsts incloodid- an second cos we dident want the environmental polleese comin rownd to investigayte wy berds no longer flew within 3 sqware miles ov our howse, wich mite hav bin the cayse if the soks had bin allowd their freedom for much longer.

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Mummy went shoppin an lost sum ov it. She rote abowt it on her blog. She got all upset cos she cud hav lost Dilly, wich she sez wud be reelly reelly bad. Yeah. I spoze I wud hav mist her. I spoze.

Enyway, cos Mummy waz upset Daddy thort it best to let her hav sum ov the choklit he got from the kids wen terms ended...

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Speekin ov missin peepol, we will miss Daddy next week, cos he is goin to Ireland Munday nite, till Friday. Mummy carnt go cos her parssport went owt of dayte. She cud still go if she had a drivers' license, cos they just want ID. But she duzzent hav wun. I offered to dror a pikcher ov her and rite 'this is my Mummy' on it, but apparently this issent enuff. Blimin' cheek!!!!

I'm not goin cos Ireland is whare I get kidnappt an run-over. Dilly hassent desydid whether to go or not yet. Mummy sed Daddy mite stik her in the hold an then Ryanair will looz the bag.

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Yeah, I spoze I mite miss her.

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Weev bookt up to go away a bit all together arfter Daddy gets bak. Weer goin to Buxton. We want to continew our explorin ov England.

So far weev bin explorin in Yorkshire, the New Forrest, Norfolk, and The Cotswolds. We always do lots ov walkin. But this time Mummy won't be abol to cos her bak haz hurt since she did that sponsord run in May. Weev orderd a speshol brayce for her that mite help. Hope it gets heer in time, cos I fancy a walk in the countryside an a nice piknik on a hill wiv jam an scones an carrot cayke.

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Hey! Remember I sed that that werd verificayshun thingy is gettin rood??? Well look at this!! This is wun that Mummy got errlier. If it wernt for that "g" she mite hav been myterly offendid!!!

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Off to Granny's today. Hope yu all hav a grayte weekend!

Heer's a joke to end on-

Wat do yu call a man wiv no shin bones????

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the arnser is...

TONY!

HAHAHAHAHA!

(Hey wy'd ya grone?)

Bye fer now!