That was close!!!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: No
• Tesco: Yes, a mercy run for Mummy's emergency choklit.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 /10
• Overall Score: 7.2868/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Do yu remember the Pant Alien? Calamity Jane cayme across him a few yeers ago, an sent to him to us. Arfter sum panik an sum emergency pant-alien-trap manufacture, he settold down to life in the pant dror, popping owt on Wendzdays for the occayshunal cheez an pikkol sandwich.

WELL!! Today I cort him owt ov the dror, an mischiffing, an it cud hav bin reelly seerius!!!!!

HEY YU!! WAT AR YU UP TO??

WAT THE?

WARE DID HE GO??

THARE HE GOZE! AN HEEZ GOT MY INVISIBILITY PANTS!!!
OI!!!!!!!!!!
BAK IN THE PANT DROR, WIV YU!
PHEW! THAT WAZ CLOSE!
Theez arnt jus eny pant, yu see.
To yor untrayned eye they may seem to be an aynchent Crismoss relik, wat wiv the Rudolf motif, but aha! Theez ar my speshol Invisibility Pants,
for mishuns of speshol, diverse infincibility an cunning!
WATCH! I SHALL DEMONSTRAYTE!
They don't werk till they ar rite on top ov yor hed....
an...... TA-DAR!!!!!!
....an NOW I'M BAK!
HEHEHE! So now yu see how bad it wud be if theez fell into the rong paws or hands. Or talons. Let's just say feet.

Hav yu got eny invisibility pants?
Ov corse, unless yu've akchewly tryd a pair ov Crismoss pants on yor hed, yor not likely to noe, ar yu.....