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Showing posts with label Piknics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Piknics. Show all posts

Monday, July 07, 2008

Piknic Fotoes

Weekend's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: no, but we sor Family Guy an thare wer lots ov pants on it!! Hehehe!
  • Tesco: yes, wiv Granny, wich is grayte, cos she goze rownd twice cos she fergets sumthing.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! Ha! Got all the Bears at Granny's howse befor they knew I waz thare/10
  • Overall Score: 7.8963150002/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Glad yu liket my pant shadow foto. Maybe we cud all start a new art form: pant shadows. See wat we can prodewce. Let's fayce it, modern art is mostly all pants enyway so we may as well. Wa-heyyy!!!!!!!! Jhee jhee jhee.

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Enyway, we had Friday's piknic wiv Arnty Jo an Hazel. This is them:

Heer is a kwik clip from wen we wer settin up the piknic:

We had: choklit muffins, cheez stiks, chiken drumstiks, sossidge rolls, crisps, jelly an creem, ham samwidges, cheez samwidges, mini Scotch eggs an lashings an lashings ov ginger ale! Wa-heyyy!!

It waz hot an me an Grayum mayde hankercheef hats layter on:

Dilly thort this cheez stik lookt like a bow:

Arfterwoods we walkt rownd the park an I shared a Brown ice creem wiv Hazel. That red bus is an old London bus that waz vizitin. It waz a play bus. The children wer goin on bord to collekt payper an pensils an then sittin on the grarss an droring the bus an the trees.

Dilly preferd Arnty Jo's green ice cream:

Then we went into the town an did sum shoppin. I got this grayte hunny an nut bar:

Dilly got a new owtfit:

Then in the eevnin we went to Tesco cos Arnty Jo had sum "mummy off vowchers" to spend. She haddent been in our Tesco befor an sed it's bigger than the wun neer her howse. We went rownd an rownd an it waz grayte. We wer thare neerly 2 hours. Daddy sed "I knew yu'd tayke ferever that's wy I dident come!" But I had a grayte ride in the trolley. Dilly rode in Hazel's bag wiv her snowt stikkin owt.

Befor they left our howse we drank tea an ate toaste an they had a look at our blogs on the compewter. They enjoyd my strip video most ov all! Hehehee!

It waz a grayte day!

Bye fer now!

Saturday, July 05, 2008

Is thare no end to a pare ov pants' talents????

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: no
  • Tesco: yes- went wiv Arnty Jo an Hazel an Mummy an left Daddy behind cos the gerls wantid to browse an we wer there for neerly 2 HOURS!!!! An an an Arnty Jo parkt on the uther side ov the car park so I got a extra long ride in the trolley. It waz ace.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 (got Daddy) /10
  • Day Score:7.87629/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Yesterday waz grayte cos Arnty Jo an littol Hazel cayme up cos she had a day off skool an we all went an had a piknic neer the carsol. I took sum fotoes an I'll put them on heer nex time. Grayum enjoyd it. He neerly ate evrything.

Larst nite, I waz goin upstares to bed, reflektin on wat a grayte day it had bin, wen I got a bit ov a shok!!! I thort a burgler waz waytin rownd the corner for me! Or or or maybe a mad Bear merderer or sumthing!

Bein Brayve, ov corse, I wassent fayzed. I jus calld for Daddy to come an hav a look wiv me.

Well! It ternd owt that it waz a Pant Shadow!!! Mummy an Daddy had left the washin at the top ov the stairs an the downstares lite mayde this shadow owt ov the pants!

Wa-heyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Arnt pants brillyant??? HAhahahahahah!

Rite! Weer off to Granny's for the weekend now. Weer taykin terkey an appol pie, wich in Amerryka wud meen a holiday, but weer just tryin to empty the freezer.

Thanks for all the messidges abowt the awards. I'll attend to them wen I get bak! I hav to go an pak. They sed it mite thunder this weekend so I need to tayke my Emergensy Hug Pants, Number Wun Pare.

Bye fer now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Bear intro: Ted

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no- but today weer playin Carlisle an they ar pritty good, so pleeez ware yor lukiest bloo pants for us!!! It's very important. If we looz it cud meen we go down a leegue next seeson. An that will meen we hav to play peepol like Akrington Stanley. (Hoo ar Akrington Stanley? -Well preecisely!!! Wah!!!)
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes, but I had my ride in the trolley cut short by a 'helpful' employee hoo took it away. Poo.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 ha!/10
  • Day Score: 7.549166560000000001 /10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I wud like to intrerdewss wun ov my Bear reeders to yu today. This is Ted. Ted livs wiv Cherrypie. This is him on a trip to Northumberland. Cherrypie sez that he duzz ESP, so he must hav sum very speshol beads in his hed.

Gosh, I do like that scarf!

I think he looks like a cheery chap, wun hooed be grayte fun to kno!

I think he wud be the Bear to kno at a piknik, as he looks like he is good at gettin the caykes, an he cud get wun ov thoze good wuns from the other side ov the cloth for yu. Don't yu find that at pikniks? That the best caykes ar always on the far side ov the cloth?

Yu all sit down wile the food is got owt an yor all worreed that yu'll get the salad put over by yor spot but yu try not to show it. Insted, yu engayge in lite conversayshun abowt the wether, or that luvly tree over there, or waz that a robin or a blakberd yu jus herd. But all the time yu keep an eye on wat's goin whare.

An no matter whare yu sit, the best caykes -an even the trifol- ends up on the other side from yu.

The best thing to do is resist sittin wiv yor frends all together. Arraynge it so that yu an yor frends ar evenly playst rownd the cloth. That way, wun ov the best caykes -or even the trifol- is bownd to end up in frunt of wun ov yu, an yu can pertend that yu ar jus leenin over to talk to yor frend -an pik up a bit ov cayke at the sayme time!!

This Bear, Ted, he looks like he haz got the system down to a fine art. Ov corse, wiv his ESP skills, heed kno whare the best playse to sit wud be even befor the caykes wer owt ov the barsket! Ah yes. Yu'd be shor ov a bit ov best cayke -or even trifol- if yu went to a piknik wiv him as yor frend!

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Do yu hav a Bear yu'd like me to intrerdewss on heer? Send me his foto an I'll do a post on him (or her. Gerl Bears ar ok too.)

Bye fer now!


Friday, December 07, 2007

AHA! Gotcha!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: bit bizzy /10
  • Day Score: 6.2983100005 /10
  • Advent calander pikcher: 3 girls singin an glowin a straynge yello culler.

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I hid my seekrit camra in wun ov Daddy's yewsd soks an left it on the landin upstairs. I knew it wud be sayfe there coz no wun wud ever dare inspekt wun ov Daddy's vomit-soks at close kwarters. It dident pik enything up for hours. Then this:




WELL! Wunse I'd seen this I had to go an investygayte! Look wat I fownd in the pant dror!!!!

A seekrit piknic in the pants!!!!!

An.... an... HOOZ THIS?????

What the?????????????????

Daddy Windosill Bear sed that it's his Grayte Unkol Mulligan. He's stoppin off on his way to Scotland, wher heez gonna retire an play golf!

I dident approov ov this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hav an arnty in Scottyland an I kno she reeds this so! Do YU kno enything abowt this, Arnty Fiona??? Do yu?