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Showing posts with label mummy's hed is full ov snot. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mummy's hed is full ov snot. Show all posts

Thursday, June 04, 2009

Sheez snotty agen!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes, chiken soop for Mummy
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: too bizzy /10
  • Day Score: 6.83621/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I havent fergotten abowt the fotoes I promist but I hav bee bizzy carfterin Mummy agen as she is all snotty agen an haz a infekshun in her chest wich is maykin her coff up horrobol green stuff, an this shud jus proov to Dilly that green is a narsty thing.

She went to the nerse wen it was just a bad throat, an the nerse sed "It's jus hay feever, go home!" so she cayme home an now she issent well. Dilly sez the nerse knew nuthin, an that this is oviuss cos she dident ware a nerse's hat. She sez that REEL nerses allways ware a hat.

Mummy sez she feels like she haz been hit by a truk! I've been run over befor, as yu kno, an wen it happend my bum berst an lots ov my beads spilld owt onto the road. I had to go abowt wiv sayfety pins in my bot till they fownd sum uther beads for a transplant for me. The pins wer well itchy.

Well, I had a look but her bottom, I hav to say, duzzent look eny smaller than it did a week ago, an I carnt see eny pins, so I don't think she haz reelly been hit by a truk at all.

I hav given her self-ishooing priviledges over the tishoo box as, kwite frankly, I carnt keep up wiv her demarnds. Meenwile Grayum seems to hav come down wiv the bug, so we hav seperaytid him from the uther Bears. Mummy Windowsill Bear is carftering him. I think he is jus playin on it, to be onnist. But don't tell him I sed that.

I hope the green stuff goze away soon then Mummy can help me load up all my intrestin fotoes. I hav a nice wun ov a pig's bottom that I wantid to sho yu. He haz a reelly curly tayle an is kwite hairy.

Bye fer now!

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Close wun, Grayum!!!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes, me an Daddy walkt to the littol wun, for cow juice
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
  • Day Score: 7.98638/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Grayum had a narsty shok this mornin!

He thort Mummy waz taykin the lorndry barsket downstairs so he clymed in to get a lift. But Mummy bein Mummy, an Mummy wiv a bad hed full ov virussy snot at that, forgot wat she had gon upstairs for an left the barsket thare.

By the time she had rememberd that she waz goin to do the washin, Grayum had fallen farst asleep an so cuddent jump owt befor gettin to the washin masheen!!!!

It waz ownly cos Mummy cuddent find the thing that the washin powder stuff goze into that she dident switch the masheen on rite away! Then wen she waz looking for that, she forgot wat she waz lookin for an lookt for us Bears. It waz then that she discuverd that Grayum was missin an so went lookin for him insted. After a wile she forgot wat she waz lookin for AGEN an went bak to the washin masheen, whare she jus cort site ov Grayum lookin owt the window in the dor!!!!!!!

PHEW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grayum waz shaykin for aiges!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JUST LOOK AT THE POR FELLA!!!!!!!!!He is gettin hug therapy rite now. It may tayke sum time.The moral ov the story is: if yor gonna stow away in lorndry barskets, don't fall sleep. Speshly if Mummy's coff is lowder than yor snor.

Bye fer now!