Dit's Nashnal Teddy Bear Day!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: No
• Tesco: No
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 /10
• Overall Score: 7.5/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Well! Do yu remember a few munths ago, I sed that wiv Muther's Day an Farther's Day an all that, that thare shud be a Bear day??? Huh? Huh? Well now thare IS wun!!!!!

An look! Accordin to The Times, it's today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Wa-heyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Wat a shayme it wassent announst in advarnce! We shall hav to mark our calendars, folks, an then wen we get new wuns in Janyurry, copy it on to thare. Weel hav to hav a dam good sellybrayshun next yeer!

Weev had a spur-ov-the-moment sellybrayshun ov sorts heer. Mummy went owt an bort new pants today- wivowt eevn nowing abowt it bein an orspishus occayzshun! So! I got them owt ov the pakkidging an we Bears had a jolly good frolick!!!!Arfter awl, yu carnt ware them unfrolicked, can yu?

An befor I forget, thare is anuther grayte day coming up that we mussent miss, peepol!!! YES!! INTERNASHNOL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY returns on 19th September!!!! Don't ferget to joyne in, or yu'll be for walking the plank, mateys, aaarrrr!

Oh! It waz Farther's Day the uther day, wassent it?....

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No, restin
  
• Simpsons: No, hey! I havent seen this for days! Wat's occurrin?
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 hahaha Gaz still issent mutch cop at this game /10
• Overall Score: 7.82165/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Well, it's still tuff to get bloggin time heer: we ar still carfterin Granny, an now Daddy haz blown up the laptop. I've sneekt in heer an fired up the ol' PC. It's harder to jump along this keebord tho. So pleez scewze eny spellin mistaykes.

On Sunday it waz Farther's Day heer in the UK. We hav Muther's Day in March. Wat I want to noe is, wen's Bear Day??? It's downrite speesheezist, is wat it is.

Enyway! Heer is the grayte card an gift I got Daddy. Note the gingerbred fella; he has ICING PANTS!!!! Wow! Hehehee!!!!!
I drew a speshol pant frolic inside:

I hope yu enjoyd seein my ace card an pantid gingerbred! I will try to get online mor cos I hav mor pikchers to sho yu, incloodin me darnsin, an a hedgehog, an an an Mr Scooter an Miss Fluffy, an an an loades ov stuff. I eevn got to sit in a proper Race car like on formula wun!!!!

Bye for now!

Dorothy at skool

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!!!

Az promist, heer ar sum fotoes from wen Daddy took Dorothy to skool wiv him.

Daddy is a supply teecher, wich meens he covers for uther teechers wen they ar away. This meens he goze to lots ov diffrent skools an can be in a diffrent playse eech day ov the week. But for the larst cuppol ov munths he has been at the sayme playce wunce a week an that playce is calld Earls Colne Skool. An so cos he goze thare most ov all, he desydid to tayke Dorothy to this wun.

Dorothy waz a bit overwelmd as it haz 420 children in it, an she sez her whole town ownly haz 400 peepol in it! But she soon settold down an had a good day.

I carnt show fotoes ov the kiddies so heer is Dorothy in an Art Class wiv a hedless boy calld Callum:
Heer she is wiv the Class Mascot, Roo:
The children helpt her mayke postcards to send bak to kansas.
Sum ov thayer drawrins ov Dorothy wer reelly good!
Well we hav to help her get pakt today, an send her off to Scotland tomorro.....
But do yu remember wen she ferst arrived, we plarntid sum flowers for her? Well look! The flowers hav come owt this weekend!We reelly hopet they wud come owt befor she left an they did!
(Dilly keeps poyntin owt that the plarnt I pooed on hassent flowerd yet an the wun I dident poo on haz. But it just meens that that wun is strong an taykin it slow. It'll soon be best ov all, yool see.)

I don't kno wether to spend all day wiv Dorothy or not. If I spend all day wiv her then maybe I will be sadder wen she goze cos I will miss her but if I don't spend all day wiv her I mite regret it wen sheez gon. Wat's a Bear to do? I rekkon we shud all jus go an hav a good pant frolik. Yeah! If in dowt, hav a frolik.
Bye for now!

Just a kwik note, this, as I've got frolicking to do.

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: yes. We drew 0 - 0, so a not-a-looz.
  
• Simpsons: no, but sor 2 episodes today!
• Tesco: yes
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: too bizzy for this. I sed too bizzy. That meens yor 10 dident cownt, Sam. Sorry bowt that. Still, that's life, eh? /10
• Day Score: hmm..... trikky wun, this. I rekkon 7 ish /10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Phew! It haz been ny-on impossibol to get on the compewter! Mummy haz been gettin her shop online, an Daddy is doin accowntensy exams this week -in cayse he feels bein a teecher is dryving him too mental an he needs an escaype root- an so he is yewzin the compewter to help him swat.

But Mummy's cookin rite now, an Daddy's havin a brayke wiv sum sudoku (wich duzzent seem mutch ov a brayke to me!!!).

I HAD to get on heer, today, jus HAD to, to tell yu the most amayzin news! I won a prize!!! Wa-heyy!!!! I did! An it's a reelly bearayshus wun, too!..........

Hav yu bin over to Bumpkin Bears? Well, their Mum, Catherine, is a Bear artist an she waz givin away wun ov her pikchers. This is it-

Well, I addid my nayme to the long list ov admirers hoo wantid to be in the prize dror for this hansum chap, an Hamish pikt my nayme owt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WA-HEYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANKS, Hamish!!!!

I hav been soooooooooo happy! This calls for anuther showin of my OLYMPIK PANT FROLIC VIDEO as ownly this can possibly express my joy. Heer it is!!!-

(If yu carnt see it thare, try heer!)


Wa-heyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bye fer now!