Send me yor pant-cape fotoes now!!!!

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

How ar yu all? Wow, it's a long time since I waz heer, issent it?? Mummy's feeling up to doin sum ov her secretarial dewties agen, so I thort I'd do a relornch of me blog. Wa-hey!!! An wat better time to do it than jus befor next Tchewsday.

"Wy?", yu may arsk, an then yu may also add, "Wat's so speshol abowt nex Tchewsday?" Well, laydeez an germs, I shall tell yu! Nex Tchewsday is the day befor the start of Lent, an it is calld "Pant-Cape Tchewsday". So! I want yu to send me fotoes ov yu in pant-capes, an I shall put them all on my blog on the day!

If yu ar unfamiliar wiv this tradishun, heer's a kwik gide:

1. selekt yor pants. Eny culler ov corse. But I fayver the bloo, as yu noe.

2. next, giv them a dam' good frolik.
3. then ty them on as a cape an go a-leeping like a spring lam off things. If yor new to this, or very small, or very old, yu mite like to limit yor things-to-be-lept-off to sofas and small tabols. Leev cherch towers an top windoze to the expert leeper-off.

Thare. I do hope yu will joyne in this grayte tradishun! Emayle me yor foto soon!!!!!

Bye fer now!

PANT EMERGENCY!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No- see below!!!
  
• Simpsons: no :@{
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10- got Mummy hahaha /10
• Overall Score: 7.56/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

The new football season starts tomorro! An I've got my tikket book!!!!

Wa-heyyy!!!!!!!!!!!

PLEEZ pleez pleez ware yor most speshol lukky bloo pants tomorro!

We want this to be a reelly grayte season, an it probly will be cos our fayvritist capten ov all time, Andy Hessentaylor, has come bak to be our manager! Dit will be so grayte to see him agen, heez my hero! I carnt wayte to go tomorro an sing all our charnts. We ar playin agenst Cheltenham (full nayme: Cheltenham-Horses-Play-Better-Scum).

Heer's wat to do if yu don't hav eny lukky-bloo-pants yet:

1. wear bloo pants tomorro
2. if Gillingham win tomorro, theyer lukky
3. if not, they ar jinxt. Burn them.
4. wear anuther bloo pair nex match day
5. see 2 and 3 till they werk
   
6. wear the sayme pair wenever we play
7. washin them ferst is opshunal but bare in mind that luk is cewmewlativ

Persons hoo don't ware pants (Shrinky) can ware sumthing else bloo insted an apply the sayme rools.

THANKYU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bye fer now!!!!!

A Simpsons Bear!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
  
• -BUT WE AR PLAYIN TODAY SO PLEEZ WARE YOR LUKKY BLOO PANTS!!!!
  
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
• Overall Score: 7.6756272/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I luv watchin The Simpsons. I speshly like Lisa. I may hav menshund this befor, hehehe.
The uther day it waz brillyent as thare waz a BEAR on it, too!!

Do yu watch The Simpsons? Do yu hav a fayvrit carickter?


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Weer off to Granny's layter today, for anuther week.

Mummy sez that Granny will soon be abol to moov into her new howse up heer, so we won't be tooin an fro'in eny mor. Me an Daddy will still go down to Kent wunce a fortnite (is it troo that Merrykans don't hav fortnites??) becos we go to see Gillingham play. Maybe I will tayke Granny along for a gayme. She sed sheez never been. That serprized me. I'm shor I've seen uther Grannys thare... or maybe thay wer maskots.... or eevn our reserv teem....

Bye fer now!