Is it Crismoss or issent it?
Yesterday's scores:
- Gills: no
- Simpsons: yes
- Tesco: no
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: LBBBJ climbed up my bak an tryd to get me over the top ov my hed, but he wassent kwik enuff an I got him ferst, then did a bak-flip an appeerd behind him befor he eevn got down, got him agen befor he notist, an so invoke the 250% rool: 25/10
- Day Score:7.9364/10
I got into such a grayte sleep on Munday nite that wen I woke up yestaday I thort it mus be Crismoss!
My ferst poynt ov confewzhon waz corzed by Daddy, reelly. He bilt a new wardrobe at the weekend an hassent kwite finisht transferrin all his cloves into it: there is a dror full of pants (wa-heyy) under the bed an a dror full ov sox jus sort ov moochin abowt the room. Hense, I awoke from a deep sleep an wat did I see at the foot ov my bed? Sox! So I thort, "My, my, yung Bob, I do beleev that Farther Crismoss has been in the nite alreddy, an yu diden't rite him a letter. Oh deer!" So I waz kwite relleeevd to discuver that this waz not the cayse.
BUT THEN!
Mummy opend the post an got our ferst Crismoss card!
IT'S TROO! Heer it is:
If yu arsk me, this robin duzzent look at all happy abowt havin to pose so errly fer this card.
On closer look we diskuverd that it is waz from the RSPB. Theez ar peepol hoo like berds an try to stop peepol hertin them. Like, if sumwun thinks, "Oo look at that berd's nest: I think I mite like that fer a hat." then the RSPB go arfter them an giv them a slap.
ENYWAY. They send us catalogs eech yeer an yewzerlly giv us a SAMPOL card to get us to think "MY, that is a good card; I think I shall buy another 2 so Dilly can send wun to all her frends" but we never do. We jus yews that wun fer sumwun we don't reelly like, like Mummy's stepmother, or sumwun else hoo smells a bit odd. (Bit like an old armchare that's been left owtside fer the cowncil to pik up an tayke to the dump, but they dident tern up, an then the local strays mayde a home in it, till it got wet in the rayne, then they jus sprayd it an went off in a huff.)
BUT this yeer we carnt cos they'v ritten this inside:
Foiled! And so yu see, this IS our ferst Crismoss card TO US.
I am goin to send this bak to the RSPB an tell them that I think it is a tad rood that they jus sined it "from all at the" an I want it personally sined, pleez, by evrybody, an the berds as well.
There. That shud keep them bizzy till Deesember, then they can send it agen. Proply.
Bye fer now!
