Mummy's Berfday

Weekend's scores:

• Gills: YAY!! We beet Northampton (bunch of cobblers!) 4-3
  
• Simpsons: No
• Tesco: YAY!! I had a ride in the trolley wile looking for a card for Mummy
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10!!!! Now Mr Scooter is better I manidged to get him /10
• Overall Score: 8.1432/10

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Dit is Mummy's berfday today so I gayve her a grayte card wiv a Bear on it!


Mr Scooter cayme over to join in with the present giving! He loves to roll in the rapping payper!I did my best ryting on the laybol...

Heer is wat I bort Mummy. Dit's a puzzle ov a Mummy Bear an her baybee Bears!

On Sunday Mummy's frend, Jo, cayme up, wiv her littol gerl, Hazel. Hazel waz 13 on Saturday so we all went owt for a joynt berfday lunch!Thare was roast beef or roast chikken.....

An Mummy had a big glass ov alky ginger beer!

Sum peepol had chairs but we had a 'monk's seat', like a bench, an I got a good vew from the top ov it!Dit was an old pub calld 'The Haywain'. We never fownd owt how old it was, but thare wer lots ov old beams.

Mummy told me to get down (naggg naggg naggg) an got me a littol rocking chair insted:
Enyway, to dessert.....
Choc cheesecake an ice creams with choc sorce an strorbryberrys. Yum!

Hazel was the ownly hewman hoo had eny room for it. Not so, me an Dilly, so we wayted till she was full an then finisht it for her. We dident hav to wayte long!


Wen we got home, Sam brort owt a big choc berfday cayke an we all ate it wiv cream an cups ov tea.Wa-hey!
I like it wen sumwun has a berfday!
Lots of cayke!!!!!
Teehee!!!!!

TTFN,

Mummy's berfday, yestaday!

Weekend's scores:

• Gills: Yes, we lost to Dover. DOVER! Oh, it's soooooo hewmillyaytin....
  
• Simpsons: No. Mummy is reelly lettin me down on this. AN I miss LIsa.
• Tesco: yes! We bort goodies for Mummy's berfday tea!
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! Howzat! /10
• Overall Score: 7.893/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Well Mummy is now a yeer older an I noe how old, too, cos her God-dorter cayme to see her an she drew a card wiv the age on it, so she is 43. OMG!!! That is sooo old! I noe sum enormuss trees that ar yunger than her.

So enyway I broke into my shiney penny collekshun an got her a card. It's grayte. It has a Bear on it:I did sum grayte rytin inside:
It sed, "Spend yor day in yor fayvrit way" so I addid- "by carfterin a small Bear" haha!
Oh look it eevn has a Bear on the bak!
We had a big berfday meel on the day befor Mummy's berfday becos her frend Jo cayme for the day. This is the menew:

Roast Chicken
Sossidges an caramelized onyuns rapt in baycon
Roast potatoes
Collyflower, brocolli an French beens
Yorkshire Pudding (scrum I had 2)
yummy grayvy

followed by:

apple pie and custard or cream
"or"
Rocky Road cheezcayke

See that? It sed OR cheezcayke. HAHA. Mummy sed as it waz her berfday she cud hav both, so she did. An then Daddy did too. An so did I. But she did it ferst so she's the piggy not us. HAHAHA!

Bye fer now,