PANT-CAPE TCHEWSDAY!!!!!

Latest scores:

• Gills: weer 2nd on the taybol. We wer ferst, then we had a gayme on TV an lost. Think the goallie got a bit nervoss.
• Simpsons: No
• Tesco: Yes we went to the big shop an I had a ride in the trolley. Spottid a small boy thare hoo had brort a cuddly crocodile wiv him. Carnt think wy. Urged Mummy to report the parents for Bear Deprivayshun but she sed 'Shush'. 
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 /10-got Daddy twice
• Overall Score: 7.9326/10

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!


I hav popt in to warn yu awl that tomorro is PANT-CAPE TCHEWSDAY!

OK I shud hav given yu mor notiss, I realize that now. Oops. Never mind! All yu need is a big pair of pants an a sense ov fun!!

Wear yor pants as a cape, and spring off from sumware, showting "Horray! Easter Eggs in 40 days!!"
(AN mayke shor yor Mummy taykes a foto ov yu, befor she goze an cooks yu pancakes for tea.) 


Heer ar a few pic's from previuss Pant-Cape Tchewsdays:

Wooley, hoo livs wiv Feronia, in his pant cape

Bernie, hoo livs wiv Bumblevee, gets reddy to lornch in his pant-cape

Tango, hoo livs wiv Beanie, sporting a fine bloo-pant-cape

Asta has just had an operayshun so carnt tayke part this yeer, sheez a bit ouchy.

But heer she is in fine flite, in 2011.

For LOTS mor exampols ov Bears an not-a-Bears hoo took part befor, go to this link:

PANT-CAPE TCHEWSDAY FROLICS

PLEEZ tayke part this yeer if yu can!
Post on yor blog an let me noe. I'll put a linky on heer wiv wun ov yor fotoes. Or emayle me a foto heer. 

I will put up foto's on Thursday an updayte at the weekend too.

Hav a grayte Tchewsday an enjoy yor frolics!!!!

 

Bob T Bear (esq) 

Proof for Dilly! - Bears arnt dirty!!

Latest scores:

• Gills: Weer doin brillyently an we ar top of the taybol. Promoshun is almost in site- I can sniff it, it is almost vizibol... sniff sniff yep!
• Simpsons: I miss Lisa but Mummy an Daddy still prefer to put on Famly Guy. II do like Stewy an Rupert tho.
• Tesco: Ownly been to Littol Tesco laytly so no trolley rides. But convinced Mummy to tayke short cut throo the woody bit so I can hav a poo.
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: This was serspended for ages cos they wer all snotty! But I got Daddy the uther nite and he was so serprized he fergot to giv a scor. So I shall scor myself. 10/10
• Overall Score: 8ish/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I wantid to show yu this grayte video wich Blue sent me. It is proof that we Bears ar NOT DIRTY SO THARE DILLY, PUT THAT IN YOR DRAGON SNOUT AN SMOKE IT

Hehehehee..

Did yu see him moonwalking? I can do that.

TTFN

Bob T Bear (esq)
(characterful, not dirty)

wa-HEY!!!!!! New Yorkers in theyer underware!!

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Gosh I havent blogd in a long time hav I?

I hav bin doin lots ov carftering still- Daddy was sik at Crismoss, then Granny was sik, now Mummy is sik. She is coffing an coffing an keepin us all awake! The dokter thinks it may be hoopin coff!! Hoop hoop! So enyway, I am tishoo ishooing and fetching blankets an cups ov milk..... I also bort Mummy sum new big fluffy slippers an she even wares them in bed cos she sez they ar so snug.

A side effeckt ov Mummy's bug is that she carnt larf. If she larfs she coffs an coffs an carnt stop an sumtimes is sik. SO! I hav had to sneek in heer an post this in seekrit cos it mite be dayngeruss for her to watch this!!

They hav had a day in New York calld "Ride the subway with no pants day" !!!

Oh my beads!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Woof! 
For a minit thare I thort... BUMS ON SEATS!! HAHAHAHA!
But then I rememberd that in Abearyka they call trowzers "PANTS".
PHEW!
But in a way this is even better cos it means THEY TRAVELLD WIV THEYER PANTS ON DISPLAY!

Hav a look!
Heer is a link to the story on the BBC an yu can see peepol in pants on the tewb.

It is snowing heer today. I wonder how cold it is in New York!!! HAHAHA!!


 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-21008742

TTFN!!!!!!!!!

Bob T Bear (esq)

MERRY CRISMOSS!!!!

This month's scores:

• Gills: we're top of the table!!!
• Simpsons: havent seen a singel episode. Can yu beleev it? They continew to expose me to Family Guy (kwite like Rupert tho). Also, hav seen Amerrykan Dad. Roger the Alien guy, in the attic. I'm keepin an eye on him.
• Tesco: yep, been kwite a few times.
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: Absolutely serspendid! Daddy cort a bad germ off wun ov the kids at skool. He is in his 3rd week ov coffing. Mummy startid coffing last week. Ever wun to get her full munny's werth, she has also been pooing so mutch she has to stop midway and flush, then carry on (I lissen owtside. Wat can I say, I'm a spy, it's wat I do). Granny has had a sor throte an weer wayting to see if she gets ill too. 
• Overall Score: Not bad, intresting. 8/10 
  

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!! 

 Iym jus popping in to wish evrywun a Merry Crissmoss an thank yu all for the grayte cards an pressies yu hav been sending wile my sekritry has been unabol to help me updayte my blog. 

 I hope yu awl hav a grayte time!!!!! 

Nose hugs!!! 

 Bob T Bear (esq)

I'm quoted!

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I've been quoted! WA-HEY!!! 

"There's no mood so low that can't be raised by putting a pair of underpants on your head"- Bob T Bear (esq)

-it's now on a Vimrod cartoon mug! 

Go see here! 

 http://www.zazzle.co.uk/440_mugs-168536073002628696

Teehee!!! 

Hope you're all well!

TTFN!

Bob T Bear (esq)

Batman Pants!

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Well I am hoping that normal serviss will be resewmd shortly. Meanwile I just wantid to pop in an share this grayte cartoon wiv yu! 

Issent it grayte? It's eevn better than yu think, cos the cats ar calld THE BOBCATS!!! An yu can see mor of theyer stuff heer: The Bob cats 

They ar 2 cats hoo werk in an offiss. They ar grayte. In wun cartoon, they photocopy theyer bottoms an put the pikcher on the offiss notiss bord, saying it is a pikcher ov the boss. Nun ov the uthers ar cats, they ar all peepol. But the cats ar the coollest wuns thare. They drink coffee an steel peepol's sandwiches. HAHAHAHA! 

TTFN! 

Bob T Bear (esq)

Been carftering....

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!

I have bin very bizzy an this is wy- yu see, sumthing very sad happend- Mr Scooter left us to go to Cat Heven. Mummy sez he is at a playce calld Raynbow Bridge now wiv his sisters an lots ov uther animals hooz bodies dident werk eny mor. 

I wonder if he has met Miss Peach yet. He was very shy but I'm shor he will get over that now cos theyer ar no nasty peepol thare, an wen I arskt abowt the dogs, Mummy sed theyer all vegetarian wen they get up thayer, so no worries on that score. He'll be disappoyntid if he has to be a veggie tho, as he was a good mowser. Perhaps they will just all play nicely. I meen it wud be tuff on the mice if they get thare, go "Phew!" an then get loads of re-serviced moggies dissending on them.

ENYWAY so I hav had lots ov tishoo ishooing to do. I eevn mist Pirate Day, but that's ok, as it wuddent hav bin the sayme wivowt a ship's cat.

Today we went to a garden senter to get sum flowers to cover his old poo patch(!). Gess wat they wer selling?????? -Bags of horse poo!!!!!  Daddy explayned that sum peepol like to put it on theyer roses (?????) but wat I want to noe is HOW do they get the horses to poo in the bags????? I arskt Tango, Beanie's frend (we text eech uther, yu noe) an he sed he duzzent noe ither, but it wud be a grayte new Olympik Ekwestrian sport. I think heez on to sumthing!! Much more fun than all that prancing abowt.

In the end we dident get very much cos it was rayning hard, but we got sum winter pansies that shud last till March, an we just hope that Scooter issent offended by the werd 'pansy'. I was careful to steer Mummy away from the pink wuns. I felt I owed him that much. I meen, yu don't expect to put in all those yeers of pooing just for yor territory to go all pink, do yu?

(THANK YU for all the message last time, BTW, an all yor admiring glances. I new yu'd like that, yu cheeky beggars. HAHAHAHAHA!)

TTFN

Bob T Bear (esq)

~INTERMISHON~

Menny apologeez for the long paws in serviss.
We hope to be bak soon.
Meenwile, heer's a pikcher ov me nayked.

(Wa-hey!!!)

In the tradishonal spirit ov intermishuns,
pleez hum a tewn wile yu look at this pikcher.

TTFN!!!!!!
Bob T Bear (esq)

Results

At last!!!!!!!!! The new bit for the compewter arrivd, so I can bring yu the results of the Synchronised Sitting Event. Wa-hey!!!

Well, standards this time wer extreemly hie. Judging was very difficult! But heer goze-

GOLD MEDAL TIE: Buttons: judges wer partikewly impresst wiv the bum seats an dubble decker, an Alexander Mackensie Bear, for perfik synchronissity.

SILVER MEDAL TIE: Asta, for multi-dimenshunal pozishunung, and Sally Ann an Andy: for the sheer look of consentrayshun on Angel Mack's face.

BRONZE MEDAL TIE: Beanie- judges luvd the conga pozishun partikely, and Jerry & Ben for the Pyramid.

As for my teams, we dident think it was rite to giv owselves a medal, so we ar just goin to eet loads ov choklit peanuts insted!!!!!

Pleez mayke shor I hav yor address for yor prize an sertifficayte. Email me at skutter8 "at" hotmail "dot" com.

Thanks to evrywun for tayking part!!!!!

TTFN!!!!!!!!!

Bob T Bear (esq)

Teknicol Hitch

Thare's havin to be a delay wiv the medal serremony, I'm afrayd, as we hav a teknicol hitch- the pluggy-in bit of Mummy's compewter has broken. So we ar on battery power, but we don't hav very mutch ov it!!!! We hav sent off for a new bit an shud hav it in a few days. Wen it arrives I'll get strayte bak on heer an do me updaytes!!!

TTFN

Bob T Bear (esq)

SYNCHRONISED SITTING 2012 *WITH UPDATES!!!** LAYTE ENTRYS!!!!!

Welcom, Bears an Not-A-Bears!

Sorry for the delay, corzd by a teknical hitch, noen as 'Blithering Boggering Blogger Wuddent Let Me Do Fotoes'. (Wat a cheek!!)

OK, heer we go!!!!

SPESHOL THANKS to Beanie's howse for sending along
a cheering skwad!!!

Heer ar my teems....

First the The Synchronised Famly Groop:

Next, The Synchronised Cuzzin Groop:

The Synchronised Unyewszul Pozishun Event:

The Bak Ov A Tandem Pozishun:

Fynerly, the Any Bear Sit:

Wa-hey!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grayte stuff!!!!

Now let's see wat uthers ar up to!!!!

Heer's the entry from Buttons Bear's howse:(Gosh!! Buttons has added lots mor since I posted this! Go an see his uther pozishuns!!!!)


Heer ar the entrys from Beanie's Howse!!

Full Face:
Profile:
Relay:
Now it's time for.......
ASTA!!!!!!!!!!! HURRAYY!!!WOW! Multi Dymenshonal!!!
Did yu meet Mr Shrodinger's cat wile yu wer doin that???

Now over to Jerry and Ben!!!!!
Look at theez entrys from Sally Ann an Andy's howse!
This BIG Bear is Charlie. He wantid to sit wiv the smaller Bear frends to show that he is frendly. (Don't worry, Charlie, yu hav a frendly face!)
(I think thare is a moose in this pikcher)

Now over to Charlie's frend, Taddy, the big Snow Bear.
Heer he is wiv Angel Mack.

Heer's Alexander Mackenzie Bear's entry-
this ferst wun is a leening-sit:heer is a Choo Choo Trayne pozishun:an heer is a Conga Sit:

Wa-hey!!!!!!! This is grayte fun!!!!

I'll annownce winners on Sunday, so thare is still time to get yor entry in!!!
Email it to me or put it on yor site and leev me a note heer!!!!
Evrywun will be sent sumthing!!!!

***btw, my sister, Dilly, alreddy won a gold medal! Go see heer!!!! HAHAHA!!!

TTFN!!!

Bob T Bear (esq)

My Gardnin entry

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Jerry an Ben ar hostin the Olympic Gardnin Event.
Heer's my entry:
As yu may hav gest, I am gardnin in the dark heer. This is becos I am gardin the marigolds from slugs.
Yu can see wun in this pikcher:

We hav had an invayszun ov slugs. SPANISH wuns. They aren't like the British wuns (small, pale an slimy) they ar dry looking an HEWGE an brown an hav ridges along the sides. We get LOADS. It's like WAR owt thare, wiv the Spanish slugs arfter me French marigolds. As yewsual, the French hav sumwun to fite for them, ME! HAHAHAHAHAHA Mummy just told me to deleet that bit but I won't. Jus don't let Henry reed it.

Mummy an Daddy collektid 73 in a bukket wun nite an took them for a walk throo a littol woody lane, ware they thort the slugs mite like to stay. A few nites layter, Mummy fownd lots mor still in the garden so she invented the sport of Slug Hurling. (Thare is a partikewlar nayber rownd heer hoom we call The Pillok, an she was kind enuff to share the slugs wiv him, via a short sharp flite off the end ov a trowel.)

Anyway, it's SYNCHRONISED SITTING TOMORROW!!!! DOn't ferget to email me yor pic or put it on yor blog!!!!

TTFN!!!!!!!!!

Bob T Bear (esq)

Beanie's Olympic Synchronised Farting Event

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

BEANIE MOUSE is hosting the olympic's Synchronised Farting Event. Post your entry or email it to Beanie!!!! He has real MEDALS to present!!! Go on, join in!!! HA!!!

We wer goin to enter a team but the uther Bears ar in the thunder shelter. Kwite onnistly, judgin by the scent of nervosness in there, I don't think they'd hav much bum-puff left for the competishun!!!

Oh well, I'm going to enter on me own, then!

Ferst, a throo-the-rear-pant-hole type-


Phew! Hehehe!

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've blown the elastic in me Gillingham Pants!!!!!!


OK!
A full on forwerd-sqwat:

HEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, a pincht-cheek-skweek. Yu get better direktionality wiv this type-


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh! Hallo Dilly! How ar yu?


HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh my beads! That was so funny! HAHAHAHA! I'm worn owt, now! I'm off for sum Marmite on toast..........

UPDATE***UPDATE***UPDATE***UPDATE***

Erm, kwestchuns hav been arskt abowt how this cud be SYNCHRONISED farting, if I am on my own. Oh. Aha. Erm, well, I just wantid to tayke part ("jus happy to tayke part" is the Olympic spirit, Mummy sez, eeven if the BBC is obsesst wiv medals!) but also I synchronised the farts to the tewn of 'Puff The Magic Dragon'. So it duzz SORTA kwallify!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

PS....I'm hosting the SYNCHRONISED SITTING EVENT this Thursday, so send me your pic's on my email here or put them on yor blog and send me a link!!! Choklit medals for the ferst, second an therd places!!!!

TTFN!!!!!!!!!!

Bob T Bear (esq)

If They Weren't Human....

16: Gareth Southgate / Rat

For the rest of the series, click here :@}

Riding on a trolley!

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I hav often spoken abowt riding the trolley at Tesco but hav never had a foto ov this befor. I thort, this is sutch fun I shud reelly hav a foto ov it! So heer yu ar- Mummy obliged by taking a sneeky pic on her fone.

This is us on the way owt ov Tesco. I am sitting on top ov the shopping bags. As yu can see I am poynting the way to go, ever the helpful navygaytor hahaha. Daddy is pushing the trolley.


See if yu can get a foto ov yerself in yor fayvrit shop!!! Yu hav to be serruptishus abowt it cos sum ov them hav sekewrity peepol hoo hav nuthing to do so they stop yu tayking fotoes. If yu mannidge to get wun, post it an let me noe!!!! I can put a copy on heer!!!

TTFN!!

Bob T Bear (esq)

My Garden!

HULLO BEARS AND NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I did anuther video of me garden. Daddy cayme home wile we wer filming so he pops up on it, an so duzz Mr Scooter, cos Mr Scooter always wants to greet Daddy wen he comes home.

I hope yu enjoy it!!!



Wa-hey!!

TTFN!

Bob T Bear (esq)

BERFDAY!!!!!!!!!! Part 2!

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Welcom to Part 2!
OK heer we go! Presents an cake!!! HAHA!

This is how I fownd Sam this morning!
"Hey Sam! Wayke up! It's my berfday!"
That's better! HA!
But I think I get the hat today!
Then we spottid a pile of pressies that Mummy had left owt for me to find!
Coolio!
This wun's from Dilly.
Hmmm...smells nice!Hurray! A Topic!!
I luv theez!They say theez hav a hazlenut in evry bite.
Noe wat else haz a hazelnut in evry bite?
Skwirrel poo!!!!
HA!


Oo this wun's from Mr Scooter,
an all the Bears!

It's a Gingerbred Bobby Bear!!!!!!!!!!
Perfick!
Ooo this wun's from Granny!WOW!
A choklit football on a stik.
A CHOKLIT FOOTBALL ON A STIK!!!!
That's like, wun of the best things in the werld!
Now the big wun, from Mummy an Daddy!A Bear book!
Thare's lots of stuff on historikol Bears in heer!

and
now.................
BERFDAY CAYKE!!!!!!!!! AT LAST!!!!!!!!!!
Heer!
Hav a look at my berfday video!

Wat a grayte berfday I've had!!!!!!!
Hope yu had a good day too!!!!!!!!

TTFN!
Bob T Bear (esq)