WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Friday, June 12, 2009


Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10!! /10
  • Day Score: 7/10


Wa-hey! Dorothy Bear arrived today!
We all introdewst ourselves an had sum good chattin.
Do yu think thare is a famly resemblance?
I think we may be distant cuzzins!
Dorothy haz her own jernol. Warever she goze, she gets peepol to rite in it abowt whare they liv.
At the frunt ov the book it shows whare she comes from. WOW! Dorothy comes all the way from Kansas! Hey! Issent that whare yu go if yu want to find Oz? That must be wy sheez calld Dorothy!

We went owt an plarntid sum flowers to welkum her. They ar snapdragons (Dilly choze them!).
We had to chooz whare to put them. Mummy sed it waz all up to us. So we thort this spot, in frunt ov the foxgluvs wud be ok. It waz lookin a bit empty.
Dorothy was a bit distraktid by the foxgluvs, wich ar gettin very big. I told her that the beez like them, an she waz lookin for beez. Bears like beez. But thare wernt eny today.
Heer I am givin Dorothy a piggy-bak ride cos she dident want to get muddy. I waz goin to lend her my boots but I cuddent find them. I hope I havent lost them agen.
Dilly waz worreed becos wun ov the snapdragons is droopin.
So I did a poo to help fertilize it. This is shor to help!
Dorothy seemd orfully shokt at this, for sum reezon!
Ta-daarr! All our own werk!
We hope they will flower befor Dorothy leevs us in a cuppol ov weeks' time.

Tomorro we ar off to Granny's howse for the weekend. I hope it stays sunny, then we can tayke Dorothy to the seaside an eet ice creem. I wonder wat her fayvrit flayver is? I did arsk her, but she is still tryin to desyde.

Bye fer now!


Anonymous said...

Hello Dorothy.
Dilly must be happy to have another girl in the house.

Shrinky said...

Oh Bob, you are such a popular little bear, they all travel miles to come and visit with you! You sure look to be a perfect host, what a gent to give Dorothy a piggy-back ride, but um, er - it's not very polite to show girlies your bum, and particularly if there happens to be something coming out of it at the time..(rolling eyes).

Julie said...

VBG here! Bob you are wunderful for mayking Dorothy so welcome. I knew she would love coming to yor hows and she will be a good girlfrend for Dilly. I think Shrinky is rite, maybee it's not too polyt to poo in front of girls. Have a grayte trip to the seaside. I hope Dorothy desydes what icecream she likes. She had a 99 in Wayles.

Jackie said...

There's a time and a place for everything. The place is in the woods and the time is when there's no one, especially your honoured guest, looking.
Otherwise, it looks like you made her welcome.

San said...

Maybe Dorothy hadn't seen your movie in which you fertilized plants in your oh-so-special way. That would explain the shock.

Snapdragons! I love them!

Have a great visit with Dorothy, who doesn't seem to be in Kansas anymore. They fertilize differently there.

i beati said...

I love dorothy's ornate vest and yes there is a resemblance- can't wait to see your other adventures, Yay for snapdragons. what other flowers are there this year??

BumbleVee said...

I shud think she was shocked! You just met the poor girl.... I mean..really...even if she is a cousin.... perhaps you should have waited at least a day or so....

CherryPie said...

I think you must be related! I she has the spy bear ear... You must tell me about it!

But for now, have a great weekend Bob :-) :-)

Buttons the Bear said...

Grr Bob,
Just checking to see that Dorothy arrived. I see she has. Well Hello Dorothy!

There's a definite familial resemblance. Especially around your ears. Did she graduate from the same spy school as you? or one in here in the States?

Did someone tell her blue was your favorite color? It looks good on her.

Have wonderful time at the sea side. Sigh, I love going to the beach to watch the waves.


Feronia said...

Welcome Dorothy! I'm sure you'll have a great time with Bob, Dilly and all the gang. Have a lovely weekend away!

lostteddybear said...

Hi Bob!
Thanks fer stoppin' by our Making Wanted blog! The sun's been out a lot so's I'm havin' a hard time keeping my human on task! You know how human's can be - sheesh!
It's nice ta see you and all yer buddies, and hi to Dorothy too. I gots a buddy, tito da munky. He's a handful sometimes, but you know how munkys can be - sheesh!
Anyways, see ya around I hope!

PS I'm on twitter, it's fun! there's tons of us bears on there and also load and loads of cats and dogs, but they've all promised not ta eat me! http://twitter.com/jedbramwell

Coy Hill said...

:) :) :) Glad to see Dorothy found more bears to pal around with. I do hopes she makes it back to Kansas without cubs:)

~Brenda said...

I love these pictures of Dorothy with your bears! The picture with the map is a neat idea and the bear who is 'taking a poo' made me LOL!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Yeah Dilly likes Dorothy.
I think she likes her mostly becos sheez been staying wiv Julie befor she cayme to us. But she duzz say sheez ok "eevn if be Bear". Tsk!


Heheehehehehee....sumthing coming owt ov it at the time...HAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA oh stoppit it herts HAHAHAAA :@D

I'm shor I've pooedi n frunt ov gerls befor. Or maybe I dreemed it. HEHEHEEE!!

Heheheehahhaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! I waz ownly doin my bit to help the plarnt. An it WAZ plarntid in her onner, arfter all!

How do they fertilize in Kansas? Is it the sayme way but wiv cows? The farmers neer us do that. Or their cows do. Enyway sumtimes wen we go owt it smells ov poo, an then we kno they're puttin poo on the fields agen an I tell peepol to breev deeply cos thare ar vitamins in the air.

Julie mayde that vest! Issent it fantastik! It's a nice shayde ov bloo, too. I'll arsk Mummy to blog abowt the uther flowers in the garden. Thare are lots. :@}

But I waz jus tryin to help! The plarnt mite not hav larstid anuther day! (Hehehee) :@}

Yes! I notist that abowt her ears too! I am bilding up to arskin abowt it. :@}

Yes I must arsk her abowt Spy Collidge. But wun haz to be careful. If yu mayke a spy reveel too mutch abowt their mishun they hav to kill yu. (Sumthing I keep warnin Daddy abowt but he still arsks me stuff he duzzent need to kno.)
We dident mayke it to the seaside. Poo!

Dorothy sez hi bak an did a hi 5 to yu!

HALLO! Weer not on twitter. Mummy sez it's beyond her. She ownly survived Facebook a few days. Hehe! But lots ov BEars thare? I may hav to investigayte.
I kno well wat hewmans ar like- very unreliabol. We Bears hav to stik together an serpport wun anuther! Or the serpport ov a munky can do as well- if yu can get him to stop clyming things for long enuff! :@}

Heeeeeeeeeheheheheheeeeeeee yor norty!!!! Heee :@D STOPPIT!

Mrs Salty,
Taykin a poo is a seerrioss bizness! Arsk Daddy! -He ownly mannidges it a few times a week!